MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.baron.paid_lobbyist
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Paid Lobbyist
Uncommon Small Baron YEAR 2+

Paid Lobbyist

Filing Identifier: asset.baron.paid_lobbyist
Human Scheme
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.
Base Cost: $20 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Agency Row
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Night Shift
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Accountants
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Fixer
Tag Filter (Human, Scheme)
0.9x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Scheme)
1.0x Base Price
K Street
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Press Club
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
20.0% (3 / 15 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
100.0% (1W / 0L)

+50.0% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

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No filings
100.0%
1W / 0L
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No filings
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No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Paid Lobbyist

1 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$968 Valuation
12 days ago