MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Slapchat
Vulnerable Target YEAR 7–8 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Slapchat

Filing Identifier: rival.slapchat
1 Progressive Stages Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment
PLAYER WIN RATE 84.6% 11W / 2L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 13 2 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Baron 66.7% Win Rate (2W-1L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $290 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE None
▲ 200 ▼ 200
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Inflict 200 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
▼ 80
Superfan

Superfan

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 120 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 40 ▲ 320
Executive Bonus

Executive Bonus

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 320.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
#3
The Janitor

The Janitor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
14.0
SEC
▸ Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◈ 80
Unicorn

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
▼ 60
Vaporware
Pivoted
Pivoted

Vaporware

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
#7
Early Adopter
✦ MVP ✦

Early Adopter

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
▼ 40 ▲ 40
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈ #9
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$55 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Founder nemesis
Baron
Corporate Raider
66.7%
Win rate
2W - 1L (3 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Main Street
—
Win rate
No encounters
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
75.0%
Win rate
3W - 1L (4 bouts)
Best matchup
Sergei
Venture-Backed
100.0%
Win rate
6W - 0L (6 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 7
88.9%
8W / 1L
Year 8
75.0%
3W / 1L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.

Framed Narrative Battle Encounters

1 Event Prompts

This rival can be drawn into combat during the following corporate events:

Platform Wars Year 7–8

“Three platforms want to own your customers' attention. You only need to take it from one of them.”