MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Large Hadron Holdings
Vulnerable Target YEAR 7–8 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Large Hadron Holdings

Filing Identifier: rival.large_hadron_holdings
1 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 100.0% 15W / 0L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 15 0 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Baron 100.0% Win Rate (3W-0L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $275 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
#0
Mathematician

Mathematician

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -1.3s.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #1
▼ 40
Physicist

Physicist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 3s.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40
Accelerator
✦ MVP ✦

Accelerator

PRO
LARGE MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent assets 6s.
▸ When you use an adjacent asset, gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 56 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
Physicist

Physicist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 2s.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 400
Nuclear Reactor

Nuclear Reactor

PLUS
LARGE MACHINE
30.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 400 Loss.
▸ When this is Liquidated, take 400 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$55 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
100.0%
Win rate
3W - 0L (3 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
100.0%
Win rate
4W - 0L (4 bouts)
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
100.0%
Win rate
7W - 0L (7 bouts)
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
100.0%
Win rate
1W - 0L (1 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 7
100.0%
8W / 0L
Year 8
100.0%
7W / 0L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.