MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Two Guys in a Garage
Vulnerable Target YEAR 1–1 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Two Guys in a Garage

Filing Identifier: rival.two_guys_in_a_garage
1 Progressive Stages Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment
PLAYER WIN RATE 100.0% 6W / 0L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 6 0 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Mom & Pop 100.0% Win Rate (1W-0L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 1 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $85 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE None
▼ 18
Underdog Story
✦ MVP ✦

Underdog Story

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 45
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
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Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 1) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$30 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +3 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
—
Win rate
No encounters
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
100.0%
Win rate
1W - 0L (1 bouts)
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
100.0%
Win rate
5W - 0L (5 bouts)
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
—
Win rate
No encounters

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 1
100.0%
6W / 0L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.

Framed Narrative Battle Encounters

1 Event Prompts

This rival can be drawn into combat during the following corporate events:

Garage League Year 1–1

“Every garage on your street has a whiteboard and a pitch deck. Only one of them gets to be the scrappy underdog in the origin story.”