MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Amazoff
Vulnerable Target YEAR 7–8 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Amazoff

Filing Identifier: rival.amazoff
1 Progressive Stages Compound Passive Cash Machine
PLAYER WIN RATE 100.0% 22W / 0L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 22 0 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Baron 100.0% Win Rate (4W-0L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $270 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$5/s Cashflow
▲ 200 ▼ 200
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Inflict 200 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
#1
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40 ▲ 40
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 3 ▲ 40
Cubicle Farm
✦ MVP ✦

Cubicle Farm

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 40.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
#9
Union Buster

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$55 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
100.0%
Win rate
4W - 0L (4 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
100.0%
Win rate
7W - 0L (7 bouts)
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
100.0%
Win rate
5W - 0L (5 bouts)
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
100.0%
Win rate
6W - 0L (6 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 7
100.0%
11W / 0L
Year 8
100.0%
3W / 0L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Compound Passive Cash Machine

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Passive Revenue generation (+5/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.

Framed Narrative Battle Encounters

1 Event Prompts

This rival can be drawn into combat during the following corporate events:

Platform Wars Year 7–8

“Three platforms want to own your customers' attention. You only need to take it from one of them.”