Asset Directory
Real-time pick rates and win rates across all corporate filings.
Balance Map Pick rate vs win rate · dot size = games played · 9 assets
Positions use sample-adjusted rates, so cards with few games sit near the average crosshair. Click a dot to open that asset.
Against All Odds
Overwork your Employees 2s. When you use an Employee, Profit 15 and inflict 15 Loss.
Bootstrapped
Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Bootstrapper
Profit 10. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Brand Ambassador
Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Brand Loyalty
Profit 25. Your Humans Profit +10.
Business Coach
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Clutch Advisor
Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Community Manager
Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Content Creator
Inflict 5 Loss for each different Tag on your board.
Credit Card Roulette
Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Early Adopter
Permanently gain +8 Valuation.
Evangelist
Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Fliers
Free Trial
Profit 15. Stock 3. Always costs 0 Funding.
Fundraiser
Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.
Garage
Growth Hacking
Human in the Loop
Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s. If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.
Investor
Late Nights
Fast Track your Employees 2s. Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.
Multi-Level Marketer
Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Nothing To Lose
Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss. The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.5s.
Office Canary
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s. Gain 40 Moat.
Office Cat
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s. Gain 30 Moat.
Office Dog
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 20.
Office Goldfish
Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Office Hamster
Office Parrot
Gain 2 Scandal. When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Office Raccoon
Gain 10 Moat. When an asset is Liquidated, gain 40 Moat.
Office Rat
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Audit a rival Machine 1s.
Pivot
Podcast
Ramen Budget
Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Referral Program
Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Running on Fumes
Profit 12 for each of your assets that is out of Stock. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Side Hustle
Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.
Social Engineering
Inflict 10 Loss for each enemy Human. Windfall 10%.
Social Media Manager
Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Stock Options
Permanently gain +6 Valuation. Your Employees produce 5 less Profit.
Streamer
Superfan
True Believer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Underdog Story
Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Viral Post
Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.
Volunteer