MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4

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Real-time pick rates and win rates across all corporate filings.

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Apartment Upstairs

Apartment Upstairs

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Gain 3 Revenue. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Uncommon
Pick 24.0% (6/25)
+1.3 vs avg
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Apprentice

Apprentice

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +3 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 10. Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +3 Profit.

Common
Pick 0.0% (0/7)
low data
Win 50.0% (1W/1L)
low data
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Profit 100. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.

Uncommon
Pick 27.0% (10/37)
+3.6 vs avg
Win 60.9% (14W/9L)
+25.6 vs avg
Boycott

Boycott

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.

Rare
Pick 60.0% (3/5)
low data
Win 33.3% (1W/2L)
low data
Chef

Chef

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Profit 12. Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.

Uncommon
Pick 50.0% (2/4)
low data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Clean Books

Clean Books

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Scale +2 while you have no Debt and no Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Profit 20. Scale +2 while you have no Debt and no Scandal.

Uncommon
Pick — (0/0)
no data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your assets 2s.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Slow your assets 2s. Gain 80 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 11.8% (2/17)
−5.4 vs avg
Win 100.0% (1W/0L)
low data
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Common
Pick 29.4% (20/68)
+6.1 vs avg
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
low data
Community Board

Community Board

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.

Uncommon
Pick 12.5% (4/32)
−6.4 vs avg
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
low data
Corner Store

Corner Store

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock.
▸ Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock. Stock 4.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/2)
low data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
▸ Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s. Profit 6.

Common
Pick 22.2% (10/45)
+0.2 vs avg
Win 14.3% (1W/6L)
low data
Exit Interview

Exit Interview

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you sell this, gain 1 XP.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 30. When you sell this, gain 1 XP.

Common
Pick 50.0% (3/6)
low data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Fair Wages

Fair Wages

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Your Humans act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 15. Your Humans act 15% faster.

Uncommon
Pick 13.0% (3/23)
−5.4 vs avg
Win 100.0% (1W/0L)
low data
Farm

Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 max Stock.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Profit 40. Stock 3. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 max Stock.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/1)
low data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Grandkid

Grandkid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +5 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 10. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +5 Profit.

Common
Pick — (0/0)
no data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Hand-Lettered Sign

Hand-Lettered Sign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Gain 50% Market Share.

Common
Pick 41.4% (12/29)
+12.8 vs avg
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Honest Books

Honest Books

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your assets cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.

Rare
Pick 50.0% (1/2)
low data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Kitchen

Kitchen

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock adjacent assets 1.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Restock adjacent assets 1. Gain 10 Moat.

Common
Pick 20.0% (1/5)
low data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.

Uncommon
Pick 29.4% (5/17)
+4.0 vs avg
Win 66.7% (2W/1L)
low data
Long Memory

Long Memory

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.

Uncommon
Pick 20.0% (3/15)
−1.0 vs avg
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Long Term Employee

Long Term Employee

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Profit 30. Gain 10 Moat. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +10 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/1)
low data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.

Common
Pick 34.6% (27/78)
+10.6 vs avg
Win 20.0% (2W/8L)
+0.6 vs avg
Main Street

Main Street

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 15 Moat. Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.

Rare
Pick 21.4% (3/14)
−0.2 vs avg
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
low data
Mandatory Fun

Mandatory Fun

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 5 Moat for each Employee you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Overwork your Employees 1s. Gain 5 Moat for each Employee you have.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/1)
low data
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
low data
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Common
Pick 2.2% (1/45)
−14.8 vs avg
Win 23.5% (16W/52L)
+4.0 vs avg
Mom's Spaghetti

Mom's Spaghetti

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Stock 1.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans is Slowed, Restock this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Profit 100. Stock 1. Whenever one of your Humans is Slowed, Restock this.

Uncommon
Pick — (0/0)
no data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.

Uncommon
Pick 12.0% (3/25)
−6.2 vs avg
Win 12.5% (1W/7L)
low data
No Rush

No Rush

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 5 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 5 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, gain 12 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 31.6% (6/19)
+5.4 vs avg
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 5 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inflict 12 Loss. Profit 12. Gain 5 Moat.

Common
Pick 11.9% (5/42)
−7.4 vs avg
Win 20.0% (1W/4L)
low data
Pillar of the Community

Pillar of the Community

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat for each Year you've been open.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Gain 40 Moat for each Year you've been open. Profit 10.

Rare
Pick — (0/0)
no data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Common
Pick 12.2% (6/49)
−7.4 vs avg
Win 25.9% (21W/60L)
+6.2 vs avg
Profit Sharing

Profit Sharing

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Humans 1s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Gain 200 Moat. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Humans 1s.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/2)
low data
Win 100.0% (1W/0L)
low data
Public Record

Public Record

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.

Uncommon
Pick 33.3% (7/21)
+6.7 vs avg
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Rainy Day

Rainy Day

BASIC
SMALL
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Uncommon
Pick 9.1% (2/22)
−7.6 vs avg
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.

Common
Pick 23.5% (4/17)
+0.9 vs avg
Win 0.0% (0W/3L)
low data
Reputable Name

Reputable Name

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ While you have no Scandal, your Humans act 15% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 15 Moat. While you have no Scandal, your Humans act 15% faster.

Uncommon
Pick — (0/0)
no data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Restaurant

Restaurant

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10 for each of your Humans.
▸ Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Profit 10 for each of your Humans. Stock 4.

Rare
Pick 0.0% (0/1)
low data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.

Common
Pick 23.1% (9/39)
+0.8 vs avg
Win 33.3% (1W/2L)
low data
Seen Worse

Seen Worse

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

Gain 15 Moat. When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.

Rare
Pick 0.0% (0/5)
low data
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
low data
Small Talk

Small Talk

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.

Common
Pick 0.0% (0/17)
−11.6 vs avg
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Still Open

Still Open

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 5 Revenue.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 5 Revenue. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.

Rare
Pick 4.8% (1/21)
−10.0 vs avg
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Storage Room

Storage Room

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Your other assets with Stock hold +1 max Stock.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Gain 10 Moat. Your other assets with Stock hold +1 max Stock.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/1)
low data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Fast Track your Humans 2s. Gain 20 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 25.0% (7/28)
+2.0 vs avg
Win 22.2% (2W/7L)
low data
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.

Uncommon
Pick 41.7% (15/36)
+13.9 vs avg
Win 20.0% (1W/4L)
low data
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Uncommon
Pick 32.0% (8/25)
+6.3 vs avg
Win 50.0% (2W/2L)
low data
The Town Remembers

The Town Remembers

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 20 Moat. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 20.

Uncommon
Pick — (0/0)
no data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Profit 40. Gain 20 Moat. Scale +1. When this is Audited, Liquidate this.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/3)
low data
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
low data
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Common
Pick 27.8% (15/54)
+4.6 vs avg
Win 54.5% (6W/5L)
+15.2 vs avg
We'll Be Here Tomorrow

We'll Be Here Tomorrow

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ The first time you would go under, Profit 80 for each Year you've been open instead.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

The first time you would go under, Profit 80 for each Year you've been open instead.

Rare
Pick — (0/0)
no data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Common
Pick 31.9% (23/72)
+8.3 vs avg
Win 21.4% (3W/11L)
+1.4 vs avg
Working Conditions

Working Conditions

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss for each rival asset that is Overworked.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Gain 10 Moat. Inflict 50 Loss for each rival asset that is Overworked.

Uncommon
Pick — (0/0)
no data
Win — (0W/0L)
no data
Year Twenty-Three

Year Twenty-Three

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit. Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.

Unicorn
Pick 0.0% (0/7)
low data
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
low data
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s. Gain 10 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 31.3% (5/16)
+4.8 vs avg
Win 20.0% (1W/4L)
low data