Asset Directory
Real-time pick rates and win rates across all corporate filings.
Balance Map Pick rate vs win rate · dot size = games played · 60 assets
Positions use sample-adjusted rates, so cards with few games sit near the average crosshair. Click a dot to open that asset.
Account Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.
Accountant
Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.
Acqui-hire
When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
Adoption Drive
Gain 5 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Adrenaline Junkie
Inflict 20 Loss. Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Advisor
Airplane
All-Hands Call
Inflict 12 Loss for each Tag among your assets.
Alumni Network
Profit 10. When you sell an Employee, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Animal Handler
Restock adjacent Animals 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Whenever an adjacent Animal is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Animal Lover
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Barista
Black Swan
Inflict 25 Loss. Windfall 10%.
Black Turtleneck
Gain 20 Valuation. Fast Track a random Scheme 1s. Gain 1 Scandal.
Blameless Post-Mortem
Gain 40 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal. When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Blog
Botnet
Brand Equity
When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.
Bulk Order
Restock adjacent assets 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Stock 2.
Busy Receptionist
Gain 15 Moat.
Caffeine Addict
Profit 5. Fast Track this 2s.
Call Center
Gain 18 Moat. Remove 1 Scandal. Scale 2.
Cargo Ship
Restock all your assets 1. Profit 15 for each of your assets with Stock.
Case Study
Inflict 6 Loss for each of your Humans.
Cashier
Catered Lunch
Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees produce +10 Moat.
Chief of Staff
Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s. At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.
Chief Storyteller
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.
Clothing Line
Profit 35. Stock 4. When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
Coffee Chat
Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Coffee Machine
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Collections Agent
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Comeback Kid
Profit 10. When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Commission Structure
Profit 15. When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Community EBITDA
Gain 50 Valuation. Gain 2 Debt.
Company Handbook
Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Company Store
Profit 8 for each of your Employees. Gain 1 Debt.
Compliance Officer
Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Consultant
Inflict 40 Loss.
Convoy Truck
Profit 15. Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 2s.
Cooking the Books
Remove 6 Debt. Gain 6 Scandal. Profit 30.
Copywriter
Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Corporate Campus
Gain 1 Revenue for each different Tag on your board.
Corporate Mole
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Cosmetic Line
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, Profit 15.
Crane
Crunch Time
Overwork your Employees 3s. Profit 30.
Cubicle Farm
Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Daily Standup
Slow your Employees by 1s. Inflict 30 Loss for each Employee you control.
Data Analyst
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.
Data Scientist
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.
Delivery Driver
Profit 10. Restock adjacent assets 1. Move this one slot right.
Doctor
Dog-Friendly Office
Profit 60. For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Doorman
Driver
Early Retirement
Liquidate the Employee to your right. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Earnings Call
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Eat the Rich
Inflict Loss equal to 5% of the rival's Cash. Scale +1 while the rival has more Cash than you.
Electrician
Gain 16 Moat. At the start of the battle, Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Employee of the Month
Inflict 25 Loss for each of your Burned Out assets.
Empty Shelves
Inflict 10 Loss. Inflict 20 Loss for each rival asset that is out of Stock.
Enterprise Contract
Gain 3 Revenue. This cannot be Audited. While in play: +20 Funding income per Year.
Enterprise Whale
Gain 4 Revenue. Profit 100. While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.
Executive Assistant
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.
Expense Account
Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Factory Reset
Gain 30 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below 30%: Refurbish all your Machines and Fast Track them 2s.
Fail Whale
Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.
Fat Cat
Final Notice
Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.
Fire Marshal
Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.
Fire Sale
Focus Group
Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. Profit 20.
Food Truck
Profit 16 for each adjacent Human. Move this one slot right.
Forensic Accountant
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s. Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Free Dinner After Eight
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s. Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Free Lunch
Profit 20. At the start of battle, gain 2 Debt. Always costs 0 Funding.
Freelancer
Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Freight Train
Inflict 20 Loss. Fast Track the 3 assets to your right 0.5s for each Vehicle you have.
Game Studio
Overwork your Employees 2s. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Profit 15.
Ghost Kitchen
Profit 20 for each asset you have with Stock. This cannot be Audited, Slowed or Liquidated.
Golden Goose
Profit 200. Stock 3.
Golden Handcuffs
Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Goodwill Hunting
When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.
Graphic Designer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Greenhouse
Adjacent assets permanently gain +2 Profit.
Grindset
Guinea Pig
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Happy Customer
Profit 10. Your other Happy Customers Profit +5.
Hard Worker
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Health Inspector
Inflict 10 Loss. Inflict 15 Loss for each rival asset with Stock.
Hostile Takeover
Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Hot Desk
Human Resources
Remove 2 Scandal. Gain 15 Moat. The first time one of your Employees would be Liquidated, prevent it.
In-House Counsel
Gain 40 Moat. When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Influencer
Gain 50% Market Share. Inflict 16 Loss. Gain 1 Scandal.
Instructor
Your Employees gain +4 Moat.
Inventory Clerk
Restock the asset to your left 1. Profit 5 for each asset you have with Stock.
IT Support
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Junk Fees
Kanban
Keycard
Keynote Speaker
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Kitchen Sink
Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat, 1 Revenue and 10% Market Share. Apply 1 Debt and 2 Scandal to the rival. Remove 1 of your Debt and 1 of your Scandal. Fast Track an adjacent asset 0.5s. Slow a random rival asset 0.5s.
Kombucha Tap
Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.
Late Fee
Legacy System
Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. When you sell this, lose 25 Valuation.
Leveraged Buyout
Gain 2 Debt. Inflict 10 Loss for each Debt you have.
Licensing Deal
Profit 10, plus Profit equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loan Officer
Loan Shark
Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.
Loose Cannon
Inflict 50 Loss. Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Loss Leader
Inflict 15 Loss for each of your assets that is out of Stock.
Loyal Worker
Profit 50. When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Loyalty Program
Inflict 30 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Lunch 'n Learn
Profit 20. A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit.
Marketing Strategist
Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Martyr Complex
Gain 40 Moat. When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Mechanic
Mental Health Day
Slow your Humans 1s. Restock your assets 2. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Micromanager
Inflict 5 Loss. Inflict 30 Loss for each of your Overworked assets.
Middle Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Miracle Analyzer
Profit 100. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Mobile App
Profit 12. Windfall 25%. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Service.
Nap Pod
Net 90
Networking Event
When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.
Newsletter
Gain 1 Revenue. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 Revenue.
Night Watchman
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Overwork adjacent Employees 2s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Nurse
Office Bully
Inflict 100 Loss. Liquidate a random friendly Employee.
Office Manager
Restock an adjacent asset 3.
On-Call Pager
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s. Profit 30.
Online Store
Profit 25. Stock 4. Whenever one of your Vehicles activates, Restock this 1.
Open House
Gain 8 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Open Office
Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Open Source
Gain 6 Moat. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +4 Moat. Always costs 0 Funding.
Overtime Pay
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.
Paparazzo
Paper Tiger
Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.
Patent Portfolio
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 1 Revenue.
Payday Loan
Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.
People Ops
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your Benefits activates, Fast Track a random Employee 0.5s.
Performance Improvement Plan
Profit 20. Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s.
Performance Review
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Personal Assistant
When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 30.
Personal Trainer
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss. Overwork it 1s.
Petty Cash
Profit 40. Stock 3.
Phishing Campaign
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Pilot
Ping Pong Table
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Pink Elephant
Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.
Pitchman
Pizza Party
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15.
Platform
Poison Pill
Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s. Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 60 Loss.
Process Server
Product Designer
Gain 12 Moat. Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.
Project Manager
Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
QA Tester
Quarterly Goals
Overwork your Employees 1s. Profit 20.
Quiet Quitter
Profit 20. Scale +2 while Burned Out.
R&D Lab
Rage Quit
Ransomware
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s. Profit 20.
Receptionist
Gain 10 Moat. Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Recruiter
Refinance
Regulatory Capture
Gain 80 Moat. When one of your assets would be Audited, the rival's most valuable asset is Audited instead.
Remote Worker
Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat. Scale +1 for every other Remote Worker.
Request for Proposal
Profit 8. When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Researcher
Profit 16. Windfall 50%.
Reseller
Rest & Vest
Royalties
Rubber Duck
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Rush Delivery
Gain 1 Debt for each asset you have with Stock, then Restock all your assets 1.
Sabbatical
Gain 100 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.
Sales Quota
Inflict 20 Loss. Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Sales Training
Inflict 15 Loss. At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Salesperson
Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Salvage Yard
Profit 10. When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Scapegoat
SCRUM
Scrum Master
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Secret Backdoor
Gain 20 Moat. Whenever a rival Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
Secret Sauce
Profit 10. Adjacent assets have +15% Windfall chance.
Security Engineer
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.
Security Guard
Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Security System
Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Severance Package
Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.
Shaved Yak
Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Shrinkflation
Your other assets with Stock have -1 max Stock and Profit +10.
Skeleton Crew
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.
Sketchy Contractor
Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 50%.
Skillful Mentor
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit. When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Smart Juicer
Profit 50. If this is adjacent to a Human, this is Audited for 3s.
Snail Mail
Profit 80. Gain 80 Moat. Remove 4 Debt.
Solar Farm
Gain 3 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Solo Maintainer
Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Soylent
Space Heater
Gain 15 Moat. While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Spaghetti Code
Inflict 15 Loss. Adjacent assets have Scale +1. Whenever an adjacent asset activates, gain 1 Debt.
Spin-off
Stealth Mode
Gain 60 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Strategic Default
Profit 40. Gain 2 Debt. The first time your Cash falls below 25%: Profit 10 for each Debt you have, then remove all your Debt.
Strategic Partner
Profit 30. Adjacent assets act 15% faster.
Submarine
Subscriber Base
Gain 1 Revenue for each of your Humans. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Sudden Death Market
Overwork all assets 1s. Whenever any asset stops being Burned Out, Liquidate it.
Sudden Pivot
When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.
Support Rep
Gain 15 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, gain 10 Moat.
Sympathy Card
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.5s.
Teacher
Tech Debt
Tech Writer
Gain 10 Moat. When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.
Technician
Profit 15. Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.
Temp Worker
Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.
Terrible Boss
Inflict 40 Loss. Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
The Idea Guy
Profit 10. Windfall 25%.
The Janitor
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Tractor
Translator
Gain 30% Market Share. Inflict 12 Loss.
Two-Pizza Team
Profit 30. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Unicorn
Union Rep
Union Worker
Profit 50. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Unlimited PTO
Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees act 10% faster. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Unpaid Intern
User Data
Valuation Consultant
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Remove 2 Scandal.
Vaporware
Vending Machine
Profit 40. Stock 3.
Vulture Capitalist
Inflict 20 Loss. Apply 1 Debt. When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Watchdog
Website
Wellness Program
Fast Track your Employees 0.2s. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 40 Moat.
Whistleblower
Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.