MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Acqui-hire
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Acqui-hire

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.acqui_hire
Scheme
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
— PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
Base Cost: $20 Funding

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Agency Row
Agency Row
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Fixer
The Fixer
Tag Filter (Scheme)
0.9x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Scheme)
1.0x Base Price
The Deal Room
The Deal Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.1x Price
The Blind Auction
The Blind Auction
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
21.1% (16 / 76 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
— (0W / 0L)

No completed filings recorded yet.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Acqui-hire

No recent filings recorded with this asset on the final corporate board yet.