MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Blind Auction
Asset Market 🏷️ 15% OFF 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 1.89 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–6

The Blind Auction

“Numbered crates on a concrete floor and an auctioneer who will not say what is in them. Bidding starts now.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.blind_auction

Buy sealed mystery lots

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 15% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (13 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Goodwill Hunting (14 sold) Request for Proposal (9 sold) Salvage Yard (7 sold) Spin-off (6 sold) Sudden Pivot (5 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
39.4% (28 / 71 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.89 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.89 cards per stop (63% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
53 items ($1,633 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$18 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$17 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$15 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$23 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$34 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$34 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$29 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$29 NEW UNIT 12 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Blind Auction's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 10 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 2 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
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▲ 10
1-SLOT
Salvage Yard

Salvage Yard

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Salvage Yard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $20
-15% OFF

Profit 10. When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 38.9% (28/72)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Goodwill Hunting

Goodwill Hunting

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Goodwill Hunting

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.

Pick Rate 29.6% (16/54)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 14 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Fleet Lease

Fleet Lease

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Vehicle.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fleet Lease

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $30
-15% OFF

Gain 1 Revenue. When you sell this, gain a random Vehicle.

Pick Rate 28.6% (2/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Request for Proposal

Request for Proposal

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 8.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Request for Proposal

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $22
-15% OFF

Profit 8. When you sell this, gain a random Service.

Pick Rate 27.5% (19/69)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Sudden Pivot

Sudden Pivot

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Sudden Pivot

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.

Pick Rate 22.5% (9/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Spin-off

Spin-off

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain two random small assets.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Spin-off

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$29 Funding List: $35
-15% OFF

When you sell this, gain two random small assets.

Pick Rate 21.1% (8/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Acqui-hire

Acqui-hire

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Acqui-hire

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $20
-15% OFF

When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.

Pick Rate 21.1% (16/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 5
1-SLOT
Adoption Drive

Adoption Drive

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 5 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Adoption Drive

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $28
-15% OFF

Gain 5 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Animal.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Networking Event

Networking Event

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Networking Event

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$51 Funding List: $60
-15% OFF

When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.

Pick Rate 19.2% (14/73)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Recruiter

Recruiter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →

Recruiter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $26
-15% OFF

Profit 12. When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.

Pick Rate 16.1% (5/31)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Open House

Open House

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Open House

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $30
-15% OFF

Gain 8 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Property.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Garage

Garage

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Scale +1 while this is your only Property.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →

Garage

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$46 Funding List: $55
-15% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Scale +1 while this is your only Property. When you sell this, gain a random Property.

Pick Rate 9.1% (1/11)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Waitlist

Waitlist

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Human.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Waitlist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $50
-15% OFF

Gain 12 Moat. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival. When you sell this, gain a random small Human.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here