MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.deal_room
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
The Deal Room
Asset Market 🏷️ +10% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 1.23 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 4–99

The Deal Room

“A conference room with the blinds drawn. Every folder on the table is either a target or a poison pill.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.deal_room

Buy merger and takeover assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +10% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (21 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Acqui-hire (11 sold) Brand Equity (5 sold) Networking Event (5 sold) Enterprise Contract (4 sold) Golden Handcuffs (4 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
50.6% (44 / 87 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.23 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.23 cards per stop (41% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
54 items ($5,930 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (2 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$79 NEW UNIT 6 days ago
$48 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$17 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$308 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$528 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$44 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$19 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$88 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$264 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$19 NEW UNIT 12 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Deal Room's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 6 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 12 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 3 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
2-SLOT
Golden Handcuffs

Golden Handcuffs

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent Employees by 1s.
▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Golden Handcuffs

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$2 Funding
+10% PREMIUM

Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.

Pick Rate 38.1% (8/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 60
1-SLOT
Poison Pill

Poison Pill

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 60 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Poison Pill

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$2 Funding
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s. Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 60 Loss.

Pick Rate 32.1% (9/28)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Enterprise Contract

Enterprise Contract

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ This cannot be Audited.
▸ While in play: +20 Funding income per Year.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Enterprise Contract

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $18
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. This cannot be Audited. While in play: +20 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Fleet Lease

Fleet Lease

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Vehicle.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Fleet Lease

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$33 Funding List: $30
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue. When you sell this, gain a random Vehicle.

Pick Rate 28.6% (2/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 120
3-SLOT
Mass Layoffs

Mass Layoffs

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Gain 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Mass Layoffs

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$33 Funding List: $30
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 120. Gain 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.3% (6/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 120
1-SLOT
Golden Parachute

Golden Parachute

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Golden Parachute

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding List: $22
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.

Pick Rate 25.0% (9/36)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Non-compete Agreement

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$38 Funding List: $35
+10% PREMIUM

Slow the rival's Employees 3s.

Pick Rate 21.7% (5/23)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Vulture Capitalist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding List: $22
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Apply 1 Debt. When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.

Pick Rate 21.3% (32/150)
Win Rate 10.0% (2W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Acqui-hire

Acqui-hire

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.

Acqui-hire

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.

Pick Rate 21.1% (16/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Brand Equity

Brand Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.

Brand Equity

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$143 Funding List: $130
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.

Pick Rate 21.1% (8/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Spin-off

Spin-off

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain two random small assets.

Spin-off

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$38 Funding List: $35
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain two random small assets.

Pick Rate 21.1% (8/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 15
2-SLOT
Human Resources

Human Resources

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ The first time one of your Employees would be Liquidated, prevent it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Human Resources

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Remove 2 Scandal. Gain 15 Moat. The first time one of your Employees would be Liquidated, prevent it.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Networking Event

Networking Event

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.

Networking Event

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$66 Funding List: $60
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.

Pick Rate 19.2% (14/73)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 1000
2-SLOT
Leveraged Buyout

Leveraged Buyout

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Debt.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss for each Debt you have.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Leveraged Buyout

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $18
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 2 Debt. Inflict 10 Loss for each Debt you have.

Pick Rate 17.6% (3/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Unicorn

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding List: $26
+10% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +25 Valuation. Gain 40 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 17.1% (22/129)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Headhunter

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$99 Funding List: $90
+10% PREMIUM

Liquidate the smallest rival asset.

Pick Rate 16.7% (1/6)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Shell Company

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$38 Funding List: $35
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.

Pick Rate 14.3% (2/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 90 ▼ 90
2-SLOT
Private Equity

Private Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the asset to your right.
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Inflict 90 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Private Equity

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding List: $22
+10% PREMIUM

Liquidate the asset to your right. Profit 90. Inflict 90 Loss.

Pick Rate 10.0% (1/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 20
3-SLOT
Investor

Investor

BASIC
LARGE HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each of your Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Investor

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$33 Funding List: $30
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 20 for each of your Employees.

Pick Rate 8.3% (1/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 2
2-SLOT
Corporate Espionage

Corporate Espionage

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -2 Revenue.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Corporate Espionage

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

The rival loses -2 Revenue. Gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/26)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Waitlist

Waitlist

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Human.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Waitlist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$55 Funding List: $50
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 12 Moat. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival. When you sell this, gain a random small Human.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here