MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Robbin' Hood Securities
Existential Threat YEAR 4–6 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Robbin' Hood Securities

Filing Identifier: rival.robbin_hood
1 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 11.1% 1W / 8L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 9 8 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Mom & Pop 0.0% Win Rate (0W-1L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $265 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$3/s Cashflow
▼ 120
Paper Tiger
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✦ MVP ✦

Paper Tiger

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 160
Petty Cash
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Petty Cash

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Stock 5.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 56 ▲ 40
Pitchman

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 72
Final Notice
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Final Notice

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 72 Loss.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Office Manager

Office Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 4.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 36
Viral Post
Gamified
Gamified

Viral Post

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 200
Golden Goose
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Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 50
Black Swan

Black Swan

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 60
SCRUM

SCRUM

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Restock your assets 1.
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$50 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Best matchup
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
33.3%
Win rate
1W - 2L (3 bouts)
Founder nemesis · tied
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 1L (1 bouts)
Founder nemesis · tied
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 2L (2 bouts)
Founder nemesis · tied
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 3L (3 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 4
0.0%
0W / 4L
Year 5
0.0%
0W / 3L
Year 6
50.0%
1W / 1L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Extremely dangerous adversary. High fatality rate across corporate founders. Prioritize defensive preparation prior to audit.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+3/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.