MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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SpaghettiCode Offshore
Vulnerable Target YEAR 4–6 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

SpaghettiCode Offshore

Filing Identifier: rival.spaghetticode_offshore
1 Progressive Stages Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment
PLAYER WIN RATE 87.9% 58W / 8L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 66 8 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Scrappy 64.3% Win Rate (9W-5L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $265 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
▼ 120
Sketchy Contractor
✦ MVP ✦

Sketchy Contractor

PRO
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Windfall 55%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 70 Funding
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#2
IT Support

IT Support

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Keywords
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 28 Funding
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▼ 144
Final Notice
◈ ◈ ◈ ◈

Final Notice

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 144 Loss.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 16 Funding
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⇈ 13
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 13 Revenue.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 35 Funding
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▲ 240
Mass Layoffs

Mass Layoffs

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Profit 240.
▸ Gain 5 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 30 Funding
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◈ #9
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$50 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
91.7%
Win rate
11W - 1L (12 bouts)
Best matchup
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
100.0%
Win rate
22W - 0L (22 bouts)
Founder nemesis
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
64.3%
Win rate
9W - 5L (14 bouts)
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
88.9%
Win rate
16W - 2L (18 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 4
100.0%
1W / 0L
Year 5
58.8%
10W / 7L
Year 6
88.9%
8W / 1L
Year 7
100.0%
23W / 0L
Year 8
100.0%
16W / 0L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.