MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Upstream Pillagers
Vulnerable Target YEAR 7–8 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Upstream Pillagers

Filing Identifier: rival.upstream_pillagers
1 Progressive Stages Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment
PLAYER WIN RATE 100.0% 41W / 0L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 41 0 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Baron 100.0% Win Rate (10W-0L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $285 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$5/s Cashflow
▲ 88
Data Warehouse
✦ MVP ✦

Data Warehouse

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 88 for each Machine you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 48 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 100
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 100 Loss.
▸ Apply 9 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 80 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

PRO
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's Employees 6s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80
Vertical Integration

Vertical Integration

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ When any Machine activates, Fast Track your other Machines 3s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 50 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 60
Bribe

Bribe

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$55 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
100.0%
Win rate
10W - 0L (10 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
100.0%
Win rate
14W - 0L (14 bouts)
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
100.0%
Win rate
7W - 0L (7 bouts)
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
100.0%
Win rate
10W - 0L (10 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 7
100.0%
15W / 0L
Year 8
100.0%
10W / 0L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Passive Revenue generation (+5/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.