MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Rival Hacker House
Vulnerable Target YEAR 1–1 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Rival Hacker House

Filing Identifier: rival.rival_hacker_house
1 Progressive Stages Diversified Corporate Holdings
PLAYER WIN RATE 100.0% 1W / 0L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 1 0 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Sergei 100.0% Win Rate (1W-0L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 1 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $80 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE None
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
#2
Coffee Machine
✦ MVP ✦

Coffee Machine

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 3 Funding
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Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 1) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$30 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +3 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
—
Win rate
No encounters
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
—
Win rate
No encounters
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
—
Win rate
No encounters
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
100.0%
Win rate
1W - 0L (1 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 1
100.0%
1W / 0L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Diversified Corporate Holdings

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Standard balanced corporate execution recommended: scale damage throughput while maintaining operational Cash reserves.

Framed Narrative Battle Encounters

1 Event Prompts

This rival can be drawn into combat during the following corporate events:

Garage League Year 1–1

“Every garage on your street has a whiteboard and a pitch deck. Only one of them gets to be the scrappy underdog in the origin story.”