UC
PLAYER WIN RATE
6.3%
1W / 15L Record
TOTAL BOUTS
16
15 founder defeats
Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression
Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:
Target Operational Stage:
STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL)
$265 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE
+$3/s Cashflow
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
✦ MVP ✦
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 240 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
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Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Animal Handler
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Restock adjacent Animals 1 and Fast Track them 1.5s.
▸
Whenever an adjacent Animal is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
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The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fat Cat
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
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The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 50 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3)
Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses
🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards
Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT
+$50 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
+5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION
1 Random Asset of Theirs
Founder Matchups
Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.
Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered
Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:
Year 4
0.0%
0W / 6L
Year 5
0.0%
0W / 4L
Year 6
16.7%
1W / 5L
Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE:
Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
Extremely dangerous adversary. High fatality rate across corporate founders. Prioritize defensive preparation prior to audit.
Recommended Founder Countermeasures:
- Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
- Passive Revenue generation (+3/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
- Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.