MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Est. 1953
Existential Threat YEAR 2–3 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Est. 1953

Filing Identifier: rival.est_1953
2 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 0.0% 0W / 36L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 36 36 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Baron 0.0% Win Rate (0W-6L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

2 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 2 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $165 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$2/s Cashflow
▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 500
Mom

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 24 ◈ 12
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 24.
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 4 ◈ 15
Main Street
✦ MVP ✦

Main Street

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →
#5
Hand-Lettered Sign

Hand-Lettered Sign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 1 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 2) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$40 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +4 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 6L (6 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 8L (8 bouts)
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 11L (11 bouts)
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 11L (11 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 2
0.0%
0W / 22L
Year 3
0.0%
0W / 14L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Extremely dangerous adversary. High fatality rate across corporate founders. Prioritize defensive preparation prior to audit.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+3/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.