MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Facesmack
Vulnerable Target YEAR 9–10 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Facesmack

Filing Identifier: rival.facesmack
1 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 100.0% 3W / 0L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 3 0 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Mom & Pop 100.0% Win Rate (1W-0L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $265 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
◈ 120
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 60
Community Manager

Community Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80
Superfan

Superfan

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 120 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 56 Funding
Full Dossier →
#3
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Copywriter

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40 ◈ 40
Focus Group

Focus Group

PLUS
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 44
Data Warehouse
✦ MVP ✦

Data Warehouse

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$50 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
—
Win rate
No encounters
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
100.0%
Win rate
1W - 0L (1 bouts)
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
100.0%
Win rate
2W - 0L (2 bouts)
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
—
Win rate
No encounters

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.

Framed Narrative Battle Encounters

1 Event Prompts

This rival can be drawn into combat during the following corporate events:

Antitrust Hearing Year 9–10

“Congress wants a scapegoat for Big Tech. Volunteer one of your competitors.”