MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4

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Total Ventures Started
856
Settled Filings
413
Market Dominations
79
Concessions / Dropoffs
76
Aggregate Win Rate
19.1%
4 Corporate Founders Ratified
THE PROPRIETORS

Mom & Pop

“Year 23. Still open.”

No board, no exit strategy. The lowest ceiling in the game, which is exactly the point: everything they earn past it comes back as Moat.

Valuation $95M
Funding $50M
Wealth Low
Community High
Morale High
Heat None
Record 24W / 65L Started 171 · Completion 52.0%
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THE DISRUPTOR

Sergei

“Move fast, break laws, BlitzScale to infinity.”

Move fast, break laws. Starts middling at everything and a Machine pool nobody else can buy from.

Valuation $110M
Funding $50M
Wealth Mid
Community None
Morale Low
Heat Low
Record 23W / 105L Started 219 · Completion 58.4%
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THE BOOTSTRAPPER

Scrappy

“Cash-poor, hungry, and unkillable.”

Bootstrapped and cash-poor. Low Valuation, the deepest Funding, and nothing but hustle to spend it on.

Valuation $90M
Funding $60M
Wealth None
Community Low
Morale Mid
Heat None
Record 14W / 71L Started 276 · Completion 30.8%
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THE CONGLOMERATE

Baron

“Old money, massive scale, unyielding moat.”

Old money. Opens on the highest Valuation in the game and the shallowest pockets to grow it with.

Valuation $160M
Funding $40M
Wealth High
Community None
Morale Low
Heat None
Record 18W / 93L Started 190 · Completion 58.4%
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