MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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EZ Cash Advance
Vulnerable Target YEAR 1–1 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

EZ Cash Advance

Filing Identifier: rival.ez_cash_advance
1 Progressive Stages Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment
PLAYER WIN RATE 97.7% 86W / 2L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 88 2 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Sergei 95.8% Win Rate (23W-1L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 1 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $85 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE None
▲ 20 ▼ 20
Loan Shark
✦ MVP ✦

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Petty Cash
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Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 400
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 1) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$30 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +3 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Best matchup · tied
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
100.0%
Win rate
19W - 0L (19 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
96.6%
Win rate
28W - 1L (29 bouts)
Best matchup · tied
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
100.0%
Win rate
16W - 0L (16 bouts)
Founder nemesis
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
95.8%
Win rate
23W - 1L (24 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 1
97.7%
86W / 2L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.

Framed Narrative Battle Encounters

1 Event Prompts

This rival can be drawn into combat during the following corporate events:

The Branch on the Corner Year 1–1

“Three lenders share one block of Main Street, and each of them is sure the neighborhood owes it money. Pick which one you are foreclosing on.”