MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Salesfarce
Vulnerable Target YEAR 7–8 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Salesfarce

Filing Identifier: rival.salesfarce
1 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 100.0% 13W / 0L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 13 0 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Baron 100.0% Win Rate (4W-0L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $275 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
▼ 60
Account Manager

Account Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Gain 80% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Royalties
Synergized
Synergized

Royalties

PRO
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When you sell this, permanently gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 100 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 16 ▲ 400
Enterprise Whale
✦ MVP ✦

Enterprise Whale

PRO
LARGE ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Revenue.
▸ Profit 400.
▸ While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 80 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Lunch 'n Learn

Lunch 'n Learn

PLUS
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 80
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

PLUS
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Audit a random rival asset for 3s.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$55 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
100.0%
Win rate
4W - 0L (4 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
100.0%
Win rate
2W - 0L (2 bouts)
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
100.0%
Win rate
1W - 0L (1 bouts)
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
100.0%
Win rate
6W - 0L (6 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 7
100.0%
7W / 0L
Year 8
100.0%
6W / 0L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Regulatory Audits active: ensure high-cadence or parallel assets so audited units don't freeze your entire operational throughput.