MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Salesfarce
Unencountered YEAR 7–8 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Salesfarce

Filing Identifier: rival.salesfarce
3 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE — 0W / 0L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 0 0 founder defeats

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

3 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 1 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $100 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE None
▼ 15
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ + 6 Funding
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▲ 10
Retainer Agreement
Synergized
Synergized

Retainer Agreement

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 20 Funding
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⇈ 4 ▲ 100
Enterprise Whale
✦ MVP ✦

Enterprise Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 14 Funding
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Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 1) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$30 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +3 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Win Rates vs Each Corporate Founder (CEO)

Head-to-head records against this rival when piloted by each executive archetype:

4 Founder Matchups
The Baron
The Baron
Corporate Raider
—
No encounters
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
—
No encounters
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
—
No encounters
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
—
No encounters

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Hostile entity pending boardroom encounter telemetry. Exercise caution during fiscal audits.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Regulatory Audits active: ensure high-cadence or parallel assets so audited units don't freeze your entire operational throughput.