MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Hostile Bid
Vulnerable Target YEAR 7–8 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

The Hostile Bid

Filing Identifier: rival.hostile_bid
1 Progressive Stages Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment
PLAYER WIN RATE 96.8% 30W / 1L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 31 1 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Baron 85.7% Win Rate (6W-1L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $280 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
▼ 100
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 100 Loss.
▸ Apply 9 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 80 Funding
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#1
Union Buster

Union Buster

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 2s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 4 Funding
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#2
Headhunter
✦ MVP ✦

Headhunter

PRO
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Keywords
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 180 Funding
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#4
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's Employees 4.5s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 35 Funding
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⇈ 3
Corporate Espionage

Corporate Espionage

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -3 Revenue.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 14 Funding
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#8
Hiring Freeze

Hiring Freeze

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit a random rival Employee 1.5s.
▸ Apply 4 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 12 Funding
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Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$55 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Founder nemesis
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
85.7%
Win rate
6W - 1L (7 bouts)
Best matchup · tied
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
100.0%
Win rate
9W - 0L (9 bouts)
Best matchup · tied
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
100.0%
Win rate
5W - 0L (5 bouts)
Best matchup · tied
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
100.0%
Win rate
10W - 0L (10 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 7
100.0%
13W / 0L
Year 8
87.5%
7W / 1L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Hostile Debt & Scandal Harassment

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Regulatory Audits active: ensure high-cadence or parallel assets so audited units don't freeze your entire operational throughput.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.