MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Capitol Gains
Existential Threat YEAR 7–8 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Capitol Gains

Filing Identifier: rival.beltway_partners
1 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 0.0% 0W / 2L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 2 2 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Baron 0.0% Win Rate (0W-1L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $260 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
▲ 120
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Nepo Baby
Leveraged
✦ MVP ✦
Leveraged

Nepo Baby

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.2s.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80 ▲ 80
Volunteer

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
#3
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Debt.
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Union Buster

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
#5
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
#6
Propaganda

Propaganda

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 80
Shell Company

Shell Company

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$50 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 1L (1 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 1L (1 bouts)
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
—
Win rate
No encounters
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
—
Win rate
No encounters

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 7
0.0%
0W / 2L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Extremely dangerous adversary. High fatality rate across corporate founders. Prioritize defensive preparation prior to audit.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.

Framed Narrative Battle Encounters

1 Event Prompts

This rival can be drawn into combat during the following corporate events:

The Back Room Year 7–8

“The deal gets made over cigars tonight, and three firms think they have a seat at the table. Make it two.”