MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Rivals Analytics / rival.cowboy_patent_holdings
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Cowboy Patent Holdings
Vulnerable Target YEAR 4–6 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Cowboy Patent Holdings

Filing Identifier: rival.cowboy_patent_holdings
1 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 73.1% 76W / 28L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 104 28 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Baron 63.3% Win Rate (19W-11L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $275 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
▼ 60
Legal Department

Legal Department

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Slow a rival asset 2s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈ 160
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

PRO
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 160 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈ 160
Shell Company
✦ MVP ✦

Shell Company

PRO
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 160 Moat.
▸ If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⇈ 3
Corporate Espionage

Corporate Espionage

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -3 Revenue.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
▼ 60
Bribe

Bribe

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#8
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's Employees 4.5s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$55 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Founder nemesis
Baron
Corporate Raider
63.3%
Win rate
19W - 11L (30 bouts)
Best matchup
Mom & Pop
Main Street
83.9%
Win rate
26W - 5L (31 bouts)
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
64.7%
Win rate
11W - 6L (17 bouts)
Sergei
Venture-Backed
76.9%
Win rate
20W - 6L (26 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 4
10.0%
1W / 9L
Year 5
66.7%
20W / 10L
Year 6
80.4%
37W / 9L
Year 7
100.0%
13W / 0L
Year 8
100.0%
5W / 0L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Regulatory Audits active: ensure high-cadence or parallel assets so audited units don't freeze your entire operational throughput.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.