MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Free Lunch Ltd.
Vulnerable Target YEAR 9–10 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Free Lunch Ltd.

Filing Identifier: rival.free_lunch
1 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 87.5% 7W / 1L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 8 1 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Scrappy 50.0% Win Rate (1W-1L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $285 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
▼ 40 ▲ 40
10X Coder
✦ MVP ✦

10X Coder

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
#1
Ping Pong Table

Ping Pong Table

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▲ 600
Rest & Vest
Synergized
Synergized

Rest & Vest

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 600.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 160
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

PRO
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 160 Moat.
▸ Gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 40
Catered Lunch

Catered Lunch

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Your Employees produce +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 100
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▲ 40
Quiet Quitter

Quiet Quitter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 200 ▲ 200
Sabbatical

Sabbatical

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 200.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$55 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Best matchup · tied
Baron
Corporate Raider
100.0%
Win rate
3W - 0L (3 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Main Street
—
Win rate
No encounters
Founder nemesis
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
50.0%
Win rate
1W - 1L (2 bouts)
Best matchup · tied
Sergei
Venture-Backed
100.0%
Win rate
3W - 0L (3 bouts)

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Regulatory Audits active: ensure high-cadence or parallel assets so audited units don't freeze your entire operational throughput.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.

Framed Narrative Battle Encounters

1 Event Prompts

This rival can be drawn into combat during the following corporate events:

Moonshot Graveyard Year 9–10

“Three moonshots are burning through their last round. Help one of them reach the ground faster.”