MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Lemonade Stand
Vulnerable Target YEAR 1–1 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

The Lemonade Stand

Filing Identifier: rival.lemonade_stand
1 Progressive Stages Defensive Moat Capitalization
PLAYER WIN RATE 83.3% 5W / 1L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 6 1 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Mom & Pop 0.0% Win Rate (0W-1L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 1 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $80 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE None
▼ 12 ▲ 12
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
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Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
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▲ 40 ◈ 20
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
✦ MVP ✦

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 25 Funding
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Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 1) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$30 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +3 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Best matchup · tied
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
100.0%
Win rate
1W - 0L (1 bouts)
Founder nemesis
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 1L (1 bouts)
Best matchup · tied
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
100.0%
Win rate
1W - 0L (1 bouts)
Best matchup · tied
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
100.0%
Win rate
3W - 0L (3 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 1
83.3%
5W / 1L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Defensive Moat Capitalization

Highly favorable matchup. Solid founder execution consistently liquidates this entity.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Regulatory Audits active: ensure high-cadence or parallel assets so audited units don't freeze your entire operational throughput.

Framed Narrative Battle Encounters

1 Event Prompts

This rival can be drawn into combat during the following corporate events:

Garage League Year 1–1

“Every garage on your street has a whiteboard and a pitch deck. Only one of them gets to be the scrappy underdog in the origin story.”