MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Colossus Underwriting

Founder: Sergei • Closed: Fiscal Year 6 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 14, 2026 at 21:32 UTC
Final Valuation
$420
Final Liquid Funding
$805
Fiscal Review Record
3 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 48 ⇈ 3
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#1
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 200
Satellite
✦ MVP ✦

Satellite

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 200 Loss.
Windfall 35%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▼ 1
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 25
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 30
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 3s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Aggressive Pricing
PLUS
#1
POLICY PLUS
Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
#2
Your assets act 300 faster.
Move Fast
PLUS
#3
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines have +3000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Quality Assurance
PLUS
#4
POLICY PLUS
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
#5
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
Recurring Revenue
#6
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Grassroots Growth
#7
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
#8
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 6 $420 VALUATION 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $150 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $150 Valuation Yr 3 $200 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $200 Valuation Yr 4 $265 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $265 Valuation Yr 5 $335 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $335 Valuation Yr 6 $420 Fiscal Year 6: 3 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $420 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $150 1 1 Setback
Year 3 $200 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $265 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $335 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $420 3 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Colossus Underwriting is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 3L
4 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
25.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
6 Filings
Years 1 through 6

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Satellite
+

Satellite

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
Inflict 100 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
YEAR 2 $150 1W - 0S
Assets
Life Coach

Life Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Profit 15.
Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 3 $200 1W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Satellite
+

Satellite

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
Inflict 100 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 3s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Move Fast
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
YEAR 4 $265 1W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Satellite
+

Satellite

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
Inflict 100 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 3s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Move Fast
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
YEAR 5 $265 2W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
++

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Satellite
+

Satellite

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
Inflict 100 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 3s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines have +3000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Quality Assurance
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 6 $420 3W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
++

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Satellite
++

Satellite

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 200 Loss.
Windfall 35%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 3s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines have +3000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Quality Assurance
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.