MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Sergei

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Colossus Underwriting

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 6 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 6 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 48 ⇈ 3
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#1
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 200
Satellite
✦ MVP ✦

Satellite

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 200 Loss.
▸ Windfall 35%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
▼ 1
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 25
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 30
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Enacted corporate policies

Aggressive Pricing
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
◆
#2
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Move Fast
PLUS
◆
#3
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Quality Assurance
PLUS
◆
#4
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
◆
#5
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#6
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Grassroots Growth
◆
#7
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#8
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 3W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Satellite
+

Satellite

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 100 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $150 1W - 0S
Assets
Life Coach

Life Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 3 $200 1W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Satellite
+

Satellite

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 100 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
YEAR 4 $265 1W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Satellite
+

Satellite

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 100 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
YEAR 5 $265 2W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
++

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Satellite
+

Satellite

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 100 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Quality Assurance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 6 $420 3W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
++

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Satellite
++

Satellite

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 200 Loss.
▸ Windfall 35%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Quality Assurance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.