MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Sergei, company founder
Founded by Sergei

Infinite Labs

8 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$730
Final Liquid Funding
$1,459
Fiscal Review Record
5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 80
A/B Test
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#1
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 48 ⇈ 3
Robot Worker
Disruptive
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 20
Assembly Line
Patented
Patented

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 120 ▲ 120
Software Upgrades
Agile
Agile

Software Upgrades

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Apply 4 Debt.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 160
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 60
Neural Network

Neural Network

PLUS
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Corporate Policies

Open Door Policy
◆
#1
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Automated
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Move Fast
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Austerity Measures
◆
#4
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
◆
#5
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Underdog
PLUS
◆
#6
POLICY PLUS
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 6% faster.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#7
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#8
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 8 • $730 VALUATION • 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $160 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 3 $245 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $245 Valuation Yr 4 $310 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $310 Valuation Yr 5 $425 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $425 Valuation Yr 6 $530 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $530 Valuation Yr 7 $605 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $605 Valuation Yr 8 $730 Fiscal Year 8: 5 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $730 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $160 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $245 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $310 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $425 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $530 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $605 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $730 5 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Infinite Labs is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Machine ×5
    Machine / 5 assets
    • A/B Test
    • Robot Worker
    • Assembly Line
    • Software Upgrades
    • Well-oiled Factory
  • AI ×2
    AI / 2 assets
    • A/B Test
    • Neural Network
  • Employee ×2
    Employee / 2 assets
    • Guinea Pig
    • Robot Worker
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Guinea Pig
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Well-oiled Factory
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