MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.think_tank
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
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Strategic Consultancy
Policy Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.0 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 4–99

Strategic Consultancy

“Retain an elite corporate advisory firm to adopt high-impact operational policies.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.think_tank

Adopt corporate policies

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 60
Stocking Mechanism: Universal Policy Pool (All Ratified Policies)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
55.4% (153 / 276 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.0 cards per stop (0% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate policies rolled on Strategic Consultancy's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

1-SLOT
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.

Living Wage

Common

Your Humans act 3% faster.

Pick Rate 65.4% (87/133)
Win Rate 27.0% (20W/54L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Word of Mouth

Common

When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.

Pick Rate 54.6% (77/141)
Win Rate 20.8% (20W/76L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 100
1-SLOT
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.

Pick Rate 54.1% (33/61)
Win Rate 37.5% (9W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 4
1-SLOT
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Shop Local

Common

Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.

Pick Rate 52.8% (75/142)
Win Rate 29.7% (22W/52L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 52.0% (78/150)
Win Rate 18.6% (16W/70L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Borrowed Time
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Borrowed Time

Common

When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.

Pick Rate 50.9% (27/53)
Win Rate 37.5% (6W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Pick Rate 49.2% (187/380)
Win Rate 21.2% (58W/215L)
Merchant Volume: 17 acquisitions here
◈ 100
1-SLOT
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Pick Rate 46.8% (74/158)
Win Rate 15.3% (18W/100L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fortified

Common

Your assets grant 6% more Moat.

Pick Rate 44.3% (82/185)
Win Rate 19.3% (17W/71L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.

Automated

Common

Your Machines act 3% faster.

Pick Rate 44.2% (95/215)
Win Rate 20.7% (18W/69L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Your assets grant 20 more Moat.

Pick Rate 42.6% (66/155)
Win Rate 28.2% (20W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Pick Rate 41.3% (182/441)
Win Rate 18.4% (40W/177L)
Merchant Volume: 13 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.

Underdog

Common

While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.

Pick Rate 40.4% (63/156)
Win Rate 17.6% (15W/70L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Overclocked
POLICY
▸ At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Overclocked

Common

At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.

Pick Rate 37.0% (20/54)
Win Rate 78.6% (11W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.

Pick Rate 36.9% (24/65)
Win Rate 45.0% (9W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 60
1-SLOT
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.

Pick Rate 36.8% (21/57)
Win Rate 61.5% (8W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.

Pick Rate 36.6% (172/470)
Win Rate 20.2% (40W/158L)
Merchant Volume: 14 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Ship It
POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.

Ship It

Common

When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.

Pick Rate 36.2% (21/58)
Win Rate 84.6% (11W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Permanently gain +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 36.0% (151/420)
Win Rate 22.1% (52W/183L)
Merchant Volume: 14 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 32.9% (46/140)
Win Rate 55.3% (21W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Your Employees act 5% faster. Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Pick Rate 31.5% (56/178)
Win Rate 33.8% (24W/47L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.

Permanently gain +50 Valuation.

Pick Rate 31.2% (153/491)
Win Rate 14.6% (23W/135L)
Merchant Volume: 18 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Move Fast

Common

Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.

Pick Rate 30.5% (68/223)
Win Rate 22.5% (27W/93L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Externalities
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Externalities

Common

When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.

Pick Rate 29.2% (14/48)
Win Rate 66.7% (4W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Blitzscaling
POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Blitzscaling

Common

Your assets have +3% Windfall chance. Start each battle with 3 Debt.

Pick Rate 26.8% (15/56)
Win Rate 55.6% (5W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Training Run
POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Training Run

Common

When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.

Pick Rate 26.5% (13/49)
Win Rate 80.0% (8W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Trust Disbursement
▸ At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.

At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.

Pick Rate 25.8% (16/62)
Win Rate 28.6% (2W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Start each battle with no Debt. When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.

Pick Rate 24.2% (55/227)
Win Rate 29.8% (14W/33L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 6
1-SLOT
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.

Pick Rate 23.8% (55/231)
Win Rate 22.1% (15W/53L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Punching Up
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets inflict 7% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Punching Up

Common

While behind on Cash, your assets inflict 7% more Loss.

Pick Rate 23.7% (14/59)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.

Pick Rate 22.2% (12/54)
Win Rate 55.6% (5W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.

When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.

Pick Rate 19.7% (13/66)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Any Press Is Good Press
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 16.0% (12/75)
Win Rate 57.1% (4W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50. Your Employees act 0.1s slower.

Pick Rate 15.7% (86/547)
Win Rate 28.0% (21W/54L)
Merchant Volume: 36 acquisitions here
◈ 100
1-SLOT
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.

Pick Rate 14.9% (70/471)
Win Rate 10.3% (8W/70L)
Merchant Volume: 27 acquisitions here
▲ 60
1-SLOT
Total Rewards
POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Total Rewards

Common

When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.

Pick Rate 14.5% (19/131)
Win Rate 61.5% (8W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Under Investigation
▸ Start each battle with 4 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Start each battle with 4 Scandal.

Pick Rate 14.0% (7/50)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 5 ◈ 100
1-SLOT
Austerity Measures
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Start each battle with 100 Moat. Your assets Profit 5 less.

Pick Rate 13.1% (68/518)
Win Rate 10.8% (8W/66L)
Merchant Volume: 24 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Pet-Friendly Office
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.

Your Animals act 3% faster.

Pick Rate 11.6% (8/69)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Technical Debt
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Your assets Profit 30 more. Start each battle with 10 Debt.

Pick Rate 8.3% (27/325)
Win Rate 10.8% (4W/33L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Here Tomorrow
POLICY
▸ After a lost battle, receive 4 Funding.

Here Tomorrow

Common

After a lost battle, receive 4 Funding.

Pick Rate 7.3% (3/41)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Slow and Steady
▸ When one of your assets is Slowed, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

When one of your assets is Slowed, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 6.5% (4/62)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here