MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Policy Performance / policy.neutral.under_investigation
UC
Under Investigation
Common POLICY DIRECTIVE

Under Investigation

Filing Identifier: policy.neutral.under_investigation
Company-Wide Directive
Directive Enactment Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
⚡ START
Start each battle with 4 Scandal.
Operational Nature: Battle Commencement Scope: Company-wide
BASE VALUE $30 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$15 Funding
KEY IMPACT Standing Rule

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Procurement Pathways & Precedents

Enactment Channels

Available to executives through the following boardroom initiatives and milestones:

⭐
Executive Promotion Perks (Level-Up)
Offered as 1 of 3 policy choices upon crossing Company Level milestones (Levels 1–12)
Free Selection
The Exposé
The Exposé
I have the perks memo. I have the exit interviews. I have a photo of the tap, which is a *water* tap now. It runs Sunday. Spin it, settle it, or read it.
↳ Option 3: "Opt2"
Grant Directive
The Subpoena
The Subpoena
Federal agents have your server logs and a very long list of questions. I can make this quiet, or I can make it loud. Quiet costs more.
↳ Option 2: "Opt1"
Grant Directive
The Dawn Raid
The Dawn Raid
Six-fifteen. I have a warrant, eleven colleagues and a van for your *servers*. Watch, call a lawyer, or try the shredder. I'd advise against the shredder.
↳ Option 3: "Opt2"
Grant Directive
✨
Duplicate Ascension (Policy Upgrade)
Acquiring duplicates ascends this policy to Plus, Pro, and Enterprise tiers
Delta Funding

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
Pick Rate
14.0% (7 / 50 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft and promotion perk offerings.

Win Rate
33.3% (1W / 2L)

-16.7% below 50% baseline.

Procurement Channels:
⭐ Promotion Perks: 1 🛒 Vendor Acquisitions: 6

Performance by Corporate Founder (CEO)

50.0%
1W / 1L
3 picked (18.8%)
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No filings
1 picked (8.3%)
0.0%
0W / 1L
2 picked (14.3%)
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No filings
1 picked (12.5%)

Recent Corporate Filings Enacting Under Investigation

3 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$588 Valuation
11 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$355 Valuation
17 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$680 Valuation
17 days ago