MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Chapter Eleven
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.0 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 3–9

Chapter Eleven

“A courtroom annex that smells of photocopier toner. Everyone in line has a plan for after the crash.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.chapter_eleven

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Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (14 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
100.0% (2 / 2 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.0 cards per stop (0% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Chapter Eleven's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 9 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 2 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 3 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
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◈ 50 ▲ 400
3-SLOT
Bailout

Bailout

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under, Profit 400 instead.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bailout

Unicorn ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. The first time you would go under, Profit 400 instead.

Pick Rate 40.0% (2/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
1-SLOT
Clutch Advisor

Clutch Advisor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Clutch Advisor

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.

Pick Rate 33.3% (1/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Nothing To Lose

Nothing To Lose

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.
▸ 5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Nothing To Lose

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss. The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.5s.

Pick Rate 33.3% (3/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 1 Scandal.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Scapegoat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Remove 1 Scandal. Gain 20 Moat. The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 24.5% (23/94)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 16
1-SLOT
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fire Sale

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 16 Loss. When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.

Pick Rate 23.6% (21/89)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Credit Card Roulette

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 22.2% (4/18)
Win Rate 25.0% (1W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Underdog Story

Underdog Story

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Underdog Story

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 20.0% (3/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Rainy Day

Rainy Day

BASIC
SMALL
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Rainy Day

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Unicorn

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +25 Valuation. Gain 40 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 16.4% (9/55)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
3-SLOT
Daddy's Company

Daddy's Company

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Daddy's Company

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 40. The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.

Pick Rate 16.0% (4/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50 ▲ 70
1-SLOT
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bankruptcy Lawyer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15 ⇈ 8
2-SLOT
Seen Worse

Seen Worse

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Seen Worse

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 15
3-SLOT
Against All Odds

Against All Odds

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 2s.
▸ When you use an Employee, Profit 15 and inflict 15 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Against All Odds

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$25 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork your Employees 2s. When you use an Employee, Profit 15 and inflict 15 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Comeback Kid

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Comeback Kid

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 10. When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here