MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Server Farm
Asset Market 🏷️ +5% PREMIUM 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.0 Sales / Visit Exclusive to Sergei YEAR 3–8

The Server Farm

“Cold aisle, hot aisle, and a badge reader that has never once worked the first time.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.server_farm

Buy data and server assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +5% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (23 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Prompt Engineer (6 sold) A/B Test (5 sold) Backup Drives (3 sold) Cloud Hosting (2 sold) Oracle (2 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
63.6% (14 / 22 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.0 cards per stop (50% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
28 items ($1,224 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (3 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$33 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$92 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$92 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$33 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$67 UPGRADE 14 days ago
$67 UPGRADE 14 days ago
$42 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$46 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$31 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$31 NEW UNIT 14 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Server Farm's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 14 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 8 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
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2-SLOT
Cloud Hosting

Cloud Hosting

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines and AIs act 15% faster.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →

Cloud Hosting

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$4 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Your Machines and AIs act 15% faster. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 100.0% (3/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Keycard

Keycard

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Keycard

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 45.5% (10/22)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Oracle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.

Pick Rate 38.7% (12/31)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▲ 30
2-SLOT
Software Upgrades

Software Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Software Upgrades

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$42 Funding List: $40
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. Profit 30. Apply 2 Debt.

Pick Rate 34.9% (15/43)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Mathematician

Mathematician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.
◆ 1 Funding
Full Dossier →

Mathematician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$2 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Pick Rate 32.8% (20/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.

Pick Rate 32.7% (37/113)
Win Rate 40.0% (4W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Hardware Upgrades

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
12.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Hardware Upgrades

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.

Pick Rate 29.8% (17/57)
Win Rate 54.5% (6W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Backup Drives

Backup Drives

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Backup Drives

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 28.6% (4/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
Factory Reset

Factory Reset

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below 30%: Refurbish all your Machines and Fast Track them 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →

Factory Reset

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$73 Funding List: $70
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below 30%: Refurbish all your Machines and Fast Track them 2s.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 22
3-SLOT
Data Warehouse

Data Warehouse

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 22 for each Machine you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Data Warehouse

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 22 for each Machine you control.

Pick Rate 26.4% (14/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Server Rack

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 15 Moat. Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.2% (34/130)
Win Rate 20.0% (3W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 30
2-SLOT
Neural Network

Neural Network

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →

Neural Network

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$27 Funding List: $26
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 30 Loss. Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.

Pick Rate 25.0% (14/56)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Smart Contract

Smart Contract

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME MACHINE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Debt, inflict 8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →

Smart Contract

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Apply 1 Debt. Whenever the rival gains Debt, inflict 8 Loss.

Pick Rate 25.0% (1/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Recursive Improvements

Recursive Improvements

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This doubles its own Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Recursive Improvements

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. This doubles its own Loss.

Pick Rate 25.0% (8/32)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Security System

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 23.3% (17/73)
Win Rate 100.0% (7W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

A/B Test

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. This permanently gains +3 Loss.

Pick Rate 19.4% (35/180)
Win Rate 28.6% (10W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
User Data

User Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

User Data

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$52 Funding List: $50
+5% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 17.5% (11/63)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Legacy System

Legacy System

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ When you sell this, lose 25 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →

Legacy System

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$68 Funding List: $65
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. When you sell this, lose 25 Valuation.

Pick Rate 16.7% (8/48)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Tech Debt

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent assets 1s. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 14.3% (7/49)
Win Rate 37.5% (3W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Synthetic Data

Synthetic Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Your AIs produce +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →

Synthetic Data

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$47 Funding List: $45
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Your AIs produce +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 8.3% (1/12)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 100 ▼ 40
2-SLOT
Miracle Analyzer

Miracle Analyzer

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
▸ When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Miracle Analyzer

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 100. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Server Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s. Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.

Pick Rate 5.0% (1/20)
Win Rate 100.0% (3W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Physicist

Physicist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Physicist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s. Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here