MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.hacker_for_hire
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Hacker for Hire
Asset Market 🏷️ +10% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.92 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–8

Hacker for Hire

“A burner number, a hoodie, and a price list that is mostly verbs. Cash only, no questions, no refunds.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.hacker_for_hire

Buy black-hat schemes

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +10% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (11 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Botnet (5 sold) Phishing Campaign (5 sold) Ransomware (5 sold) Secret Backdoor (3 sold) User Data (3 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
35.2% (25 / 71 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.92 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.92 cards per stop (31% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
23 items ($882 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (1 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$55 NEW UNIT 5 minutes ago
$15 NEW UNIT 5 minutes ago
$15 NEW UNIT 31 minutes ago
$110 UPGRADE 8 days ago
$44 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$26 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$15 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$15 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$13 NEW UNIT 12 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Hacker for Hire's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 7 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 3 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Phishing Campaign

Phishing Campaign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Phishing Campaign

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 28.6% (6/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 20
2-SLOT
Ransomware

Ransomware

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Ransomware

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 26.3% (5/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Ad Network

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 25.2% (33/131)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 6
2-SLOT
Botnet

Botnet

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 6 Loss.
▸ Scale 3.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Botnet

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 6 Loss. Scale 3.

Pick Rate 23.8% (5/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 60
1-SLOT
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Stealth Mode

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$66 Funding List: $60
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 60 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 1.

Pick Rate 22.0% (11/50)
Win Rate 50.0% (4W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Spy

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$44 Funding List: $40
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 20.0% (7/35)
Win Rate 4.0% (1W/24L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▼ 10
1-SLOT
Secret Backdoor

Secret Backdoor

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever a rival Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Secret Backdoor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$44 Funding List: $40
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. Whenever a rival Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.

Pick Rate 18.8% (3/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
User Data

User Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

User Data

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$55 Funding List: $50
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 17.5% (11/63)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 30
3-SLOT
Insider Trading

Insider Trading

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Insider Trading

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$110 Funding List: $100
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 30. When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.

Pick Rate 11.8% (2/17)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Synthetic Data

Synthetic Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Your AIs produce +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Synthetic Data

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$49 Funding List: $45
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Your AIs produce +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 8.3% (1/12)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Social Engineering

Social Engineering

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss for each enemy Human.
▸ Windfall 10%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Social Engineering

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss for each enemy Human. Windfall 10%.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here