MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Gossip Columnist
Uncommon Small Baron YEAR 2+

Gossip Columnist

Filing Identifier: asset.baron.gossip_columnist
Human Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
— PASSIVE
Whenever the rival gains Scandal, inflict 5 Loss.
Base Cost: $2 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

2 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Service)
1.0x Base Price
The Press Club
The Press Club
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
0.0% (0 / 5 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 1L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Baron
0.0%
0W / 1L
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Gossip Columnist

1 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Nexus Verticals
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$750 Valuation
16 days ago