Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $285
- Final Liquid Funding
- $38
- Fiscal Review Record
- 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Creative Accounting
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Revenue.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
✦ MVP ✦
Lean
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Ad Network
SMALL
SCHEME
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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#9
Corporate Policies
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#1
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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#2
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $160 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $220 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $285 | 1 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Centurion Optimization is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
1L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
50.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
Offshore
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
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Offshore
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
+10 Loss.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Assets
Offshore
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Offshore
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
+10 Loss.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 14 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
Offshore
BASIC
+
Lean
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Offshore
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
+10 Loss.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Lean
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Ad Network
SMALL
SCHEME
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
Lean
PLUS
+
PLUS
Creative Accounting
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Revenue.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
⚡
Lean
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Ad Network
SMALL
SCHEME
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Employee ×4
Employee / 4 assets- Salesperson
- Busy Receptionist
- Middle Manager
- Code Monkey
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Human ×4
Human / 4 assets- Salesperson
- Busy Receptionist
- Middle Manager
- Sketchy Contractor
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Creative Accounting
- Ad Network
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AI ×1
AI / 1 asset- Ad Network
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Code Monkey
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Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Sketchy Contractor
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