MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Corner Diner
Asset Market 🏷️ 10% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 0.5 Sales / Visit Exclusive to Mom & Pop YEAR 1–5

The Corner Diner

“Coffee's on. The booth in the back is the boardroom, and the meeting starts whenever it clears.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.corner_diner

Buy hospitality assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 10% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (25 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Open Late (1 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
8.7% (2 / 23 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.5 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.5 cards per stop (13% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
1 items ($14 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$14 NEW UNIT 11 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Corner Diner's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 19 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 5 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
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▲ 30
1-SLOT
Exit Interview

Exit Interview

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you sell this, gain 1 XP.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 11 Funding
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Exit Interview

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $22
-10% OFF

Profit 30. When you sell this, gain 1 XP.

Pick Rate 50.0% (3/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Chef

Chef

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Chef

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Profit 12. Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.

Pick Rate 50.0% (2/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 12 Funding
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Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 34.6% (27/78)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
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Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $26
-10% OFF

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 31.9% (23/72)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Comfy Chair

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 29.4% (20/68)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ◈ 10
1-SLOT
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 27 Funding
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Waste Not

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$49 Funding List: $55
-10% OFF

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 27.8% (15/54)
Win Rate 54.5% (6W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 17 Funding
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Sunday Dinner

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$31 Funding List: $35
-10% OFF

Fast Track your Humans 2s. Gain 20 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (7/28)
Win Rate 22.2% (2W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 12 ◈ 6
1-SLOT
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
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Regular Customer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.

Pick Rate 23.5% (4/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 500
1-SLOT
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
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Saturday Rush

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 23.1% (9/39)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Coffee Chat

Coffee Chat

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Coffee Chat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.

Pick Rate 21.9% (16/73)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Catered Lunch

Catered Lunch

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Your Employees produce +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 35 Funding
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Catered Lunch

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$63 Funding List: $70
-10% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees produce +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 21.4% (3/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
2-SLOT
Lunch 'n Learn

Lunch 'n Learn

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Lunch 'n Learn

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Profit 20. A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit.

Pick Rate 21.1% (4/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Doorman

Doorman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
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Doorman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$27 Funding List: $30
-10% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
2-SLOT
Kitchen

Kitchen

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock adjacent assets 1.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 9 Funding
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Kitchen

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Restock adjacent assets 1. Gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ▲ 12
1-SLOT
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Open Late

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss. Profit 12. Gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 11.9% (5/42)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 80
1-SLOT
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your assets 2s.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Closed Sundays

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$27 Funding List: $30
-10% OFF

Slow your assets 2s. Gain 80 Moat.

Pick Rate 11.8% (2/17)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 25 Funding
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Kombucha Tap

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding List: $50
-10% OFF

Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 9.7% (7/72)
Win Rate 60.0% (3W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Small Talk

Small Talk

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 7 Funding
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Small Talk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 25 Funding
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Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$45 Funding List: $50
-10% OFF

Profit 40. Gain 20 Moat. Scale +1. When this is Audited, Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
3-SLOT
Restaurant

Restaurant

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10 for each of your Humans.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Restaurant

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 10 for each of your Humans. Stock 4.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
1-SLOT
Mom's Spaghetti

Mom's Spaghetti

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Stock 1.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans is Slowed, Restock this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Mom's Spaghetti

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Profit 100. Stock 1. Whenever one of your Humans is Slowed, Restock this.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
2-SLOT
Ghost Kitchen

Ghost Kitchen

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each asset you have with Stock.
▸ This cannot be Audited, Slowed or Liquidated.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Ghost Kitchen

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Profit 20 for each asset you have with Stock. This cannot be Audited, Slowed or Liquidated.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Delivery Driver

Delivery Driver

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN VEHICLE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Restock adjacent assets 1.
▸ Move this one slot right.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Delivery Driver

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 10. Restock adjacent assets 1. Move this one slot right.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Free Lunch

Free Lunch

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Debt.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Free Lunch

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Profit 20. At the start of battle, gain 2 Debt. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Secret Sauce

Secret Sauce

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Adjacent assets have +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Secret Sauce

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Profit 10. Adjacent assets have +15% Windfall chance.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here