MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Local Co-op
Asset Market 🏷️ 10% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.18 Sales / Visit Exclusive to Mom & Pop YEAR 1–5

Local Co-op

“A neighborhood storefront offering mutual aid, member discounts, and local labor.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.local_coop

Buy neighborhood assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 10% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 90
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (34 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Comfy Chair (7 sold) Back Room (6 sold) Community Board (4 sold) Hand-Lettered Sign (4 sold) Loyal Clerk (3 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
43.1% (22 / 51 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.18 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.18 cards per stop (55% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
48 items ($470 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (2 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$9 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$7 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$7 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$7 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$7 NEW UNIT 5 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Local Co-op's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

25 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 7 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 2 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Hand-Lettered Sign

Hand-Lettered Sign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 50% Market Share.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Hand-Lettered Sign

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Gain 50% Market Share. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 55.6% (10/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

The Bookkeeper

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.

Pick Rate 50.0% (12/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 44.4% (24/54)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Comfy Chair

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 41.9% (13/31)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Animal Lover

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.

Pick Rate 36.2% (63/174)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Back Room

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 100. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.

Pick Rate 35.0% (7/20)
Win Rate 45.5% (5W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 6
1-SLOT
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Delivery Bike

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s. Profit 6.

Pick Rate 31.6% (6/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Public Record

Public Record

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat.
Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Public Record

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 30.0% (3/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

The Handyman

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 27.6% (68/246)
Win Rate 4.9% (2W/39L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Apartment Upstairs

Apartment Upstairs

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Apartment Upstairs

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Gain 3 Revenue. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ◈ 10
1-SLOT
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Waste Not

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (7/28)
Win Rate 50.0% (4W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 12 ◈ 6
1-SLOT
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
Profit 12.
Gain 6 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Regular Customer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (2/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
The Janitor

The Janitor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
14.0
SEC
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

The Janitor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.

Pick Rate 24.1% (7/29)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 2
1-SLOT
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Local Supplier

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.

Pick Rate 22.2% (2/9)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 500
1-SLOT
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Saturday Rush

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 22.2% (6/27)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Coffee Machine

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 21.0% (17/81)
Win Rate 33.3% (3W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 80
1-SLOT
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Slow your assets 2s.
Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Closed Sundays

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Slow your assets 2s. Gain 80 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (2/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 8
2-SLOT
Community Board

Community Board

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Community Board

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 18.2% (4/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Fair Wages

Fair Wages

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 15.
Your Humans act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fair Wages

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 15. Your Humans act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Rainy Day

Rainy Day

BASIC
SMALL
12.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Rainy Day

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 30 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Pop

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 12.1% (4/33)
Win Rate 12.7% (7W/48L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10 ▼ 25
1-SLOT
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Neighborhood Watch

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.

Pick Rate 11.1% (2/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 5 ▲ 25
3-SLOT
Still Open

Still Open

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
Gain 5 Revenue.
Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Still Open

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$19 Funding List: $22
-10% OFF

Gain 5 Revenue. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 10.0% (1/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Fast Track your Humans 2s.
Gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Sunday Dinner

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Fast Track your Humans 2s. Gain 20 Moat.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ▲ 12
1-SLOT
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Profit 12.
Gain 5 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Open Late

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss. Profit 12. Gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 4.5% (1/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 250
1-SLOT
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Mom

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$27 Funding List: $30
-10% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Pick Rate 3.4% (1/29)
Win Rate 14.6% (7W/41L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 10 ▼ 30
1-SLOT
Long Memory

Long Memory

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Long Memory

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Honest Books

Honest Books

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Your assets cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Honest Books

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15 ⇈ 8
2-SLOT
Seen Worse

Seen Worse

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

Seen Worse

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Gain 15 Moat. When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Year Twenty-Three

Year Twenty-Three

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit.
Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Year Twenty-Three

Unicorn ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$27 Funding List: $30
-10% OFF

Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit. Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Exit Interview

Exit Interview

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you sell this, gain 1 XP.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Exit Interview

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $40
-10% OFF

Profit 30. When you sell this, gain 1 XP.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 5
1-SLOT
Adoption Drive

Adoption Drive

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Gain 5 Moat.
When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Adoption Drive

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $40
-10% OFF

Gain 5 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Animal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here