MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4

Boardroom Analytics

Macro trends across founders, corporate rivals, adopted policies, dilemmas, and vendor traffic.

CEO Retention & Funnel
Founders

CEO Retention & Funnel

Funnel & dropoff telemetry

Rivals & Encounters
Competition Active

Rivals & Encounters

Win rates & bout telemetry

Policy Performance
Directives

Policy Performance

Adoption & win rate meta

Dilemmas (Choices)
Decisions

Dilemmas (Choices)

Decision branch distribution

Vendors & Purchases
Commerce

Vendors & Purchases

Foot traffic & sales

Grants & Gifts
Endowments

Grants & Gifts

Offer conversion & windfalls

Total Encounters
3,657
Player Win Rate
59.4%
Deadliest Rival
0.0% Winrate (36 bouts)
Easiest Target
100.0% Winrate (41 bouts)
CEO: All Baron Mom & Pop Scrappy Sergei
Year: All Y1 Y2 Y3 Y4 Y5

Co-Synergy

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 63% (42/67) Y3: 43% (20/47) Y4: 67% (12/18)
Win Rate 66.7%
12W - 6L Record
Encounters 18
Total Bouts
Sergei: 50% Mom & Pop: 79% Baron: 56% Scrappy: 42%

The Open Office

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 52% (28/54) Y3: 17% (8/48) Y4: 30% (7/23)
Win Rate 30.4%
7W - 16L Record
Encounters 23
Total Bouts
Baron: 32% Sergei: 26% Scrappy: 28% Mom & Pop: 64%

Poachers & Poachers LLC

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 17% (1/6) Y5: 65% (28/43) Y6: 74% (29/39) Y7: 94% (16/17) Y8: 100% (14/14)
Win Rate 16.7%
1W - 5L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Baron: 58% Mom & Pop: 79% Sergei: 90% Scrappy: 65%

Basement Holdings LLC

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 58% (25/43) Y3: 25% (13/51) Y4: 83% (19/23)
Win Rate 82.6%
19W - 4L Record
Encounters 23
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 72% Scrappy: 41% Baron: 42% Sergei: 40%

Crunch Culture

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 51% (29/57) Y3: 23% (9/40) Y4: 40% (8/20)
Win Rate 40.0%
8W - 12L Record
Encounters 20
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 68% Baron: 47% Scrappy: 15% Sergei: 35%

Surplus Office Mart

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 22% (9/41) Y3: 0% (0/47) Y4: 48% (11/23)
Win Rate 47.8%
11W - 12L Record
Encounters 23
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 23% Scrappy: 14% Sergei: 16% Baron: 21%

The Muckrakers

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 10% (1/10) Y5: 51% (23/45) Y6: 73% (24/33) Y7: 86% (18/21) Y8: 100% (1/1)
Win Rate 10.0%
1W - 9L Record
Encounters 10
Total Bouts
Baron: 63% Scrappy: 50% Sergei: 58% Mom & Pop: 69%

Dun & Badstreet Recovery

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 27% (3/11) Y5: 68% (28/41) Y6: 91% (30/33) Y7: 100% (15/15) Y8: 100% (9/9)
Win Rate 27.3%
3W - 8L Record
Encounters 11
Total Bouts
Baron: 71% Sergei: 68% Mom & Pop: 89% Scrappy: 81%

True Believers

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 4% (2/51) Y3: 10% (4/40) Y4: 6% (1/18)
Win Rate 5.6%
1W - 17L Record
Encounters 18
Total Bouts
Sergei: 9% Scrappy: 3% Mom & Pop: 9% Baron: 0%

Upvote Cartel

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 27% (13/48) Y3: 3% (1/38) Y4: 11% (2/19)
Win Rate 10.5%
2W - 17L Record
Encounters 19
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 19% Baron: 13% Sergei: 16% Scrappy: 12%

Cowboy Patent Holdings

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 10% (1/10) Y5: 67% (20/30) Y6: 80% (37/46) Y7: 100% (13/13) Y8: 100% (5/5)
Win Rate 10.0%
1W - 9L Record
Encounters 10
Total Bouts
Baron: 63% Mom & Pop: 84% Scrappy: 65% Sergei: 77%

Gearworks Ltd.

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 22% (2/9) Y5: 61% (22/36) Y6: 91% (32/35) Y7: 100% (21/21) Y8: 100% (3/3)
Win Rate 22.2%
2W - 7L Record
Encounters 9
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 82% Baron: 65% Sergei: 85% Scrappy: 65%

The Firm

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/6) Y5: 45% (15/33) Y6: 72% (34/47) Y7: 100% (11/11) Y8: 100% (6/6)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 6L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Baron: 56% Sergei: 71% Mom & Pop: 72% Scrappy: 52%

Hustle House

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 13% (5/39) Y3: 4% (2/45) Y4: 6% (1/17)
Win Rate 5.9%
1W - 16L Record
Encounters 17
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 10% Baron: 17% Sergei: 0% Scrappy: 13%

Enterprise Procurements

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 14% (1/7) Y5: 81% (29/36) Y6: 97% (29/30) Y7: 100% (20/20) Y8: 100% (6/6)
Win Rate 14.3%
1W - 6L Record
Encounters 7
Total Bouts
Baron: 70% Mom & Pop: 97% Scrappy: 77% Sergei: 93%

InstantClones Ltd.

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/8) Y5: 71% (25/35) Y6: 80% (24/30) Y7: 100% (12/12) Y8: 90% (9/10)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 8L Record
Encounters 8
Total Bouts
Baron: 60% Mom & Pop: 90% Scrappy: 81% Sergei: 63%

Tokenomics DAO

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 17% (1/6) Y5: 78% (25/32) Y6: 100% (26/26) Y7: 100% (15/15) Y8: 100% (6/6)
Win Rate 16.7%
1W - 5L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Baron: 85% Mom & Pop: 93% Sergei: 83% Scrappy: 75%

ClickFarm UltraGrowth

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 10% (1/10) Y3: 2% (1/44) Y4: 24% (6/25)
Win Rate 24.0%
6W - 19L Record
Encounters 25
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 18% Baron: 20% Sergei: 0% Scrappy: 6%

SpaghettiCode Offshore

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 100% (1/1) Y5: 59% (10/17) Y6: 89% (8/9) Y7: 100% (23/23) Y8: 100% (16/16)
Win Rate 100.0%
1W - 0L Record
Encounters 1
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 100% Baron: 92% Scrappy: 64% Sergei: 89%

Matcha & Microdose

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 50% (6/12) Y3: 33% (2/6) Y4: 38% (15/39)
Win Rate 38.5%
15W - 24L Record
Encounters 39
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 50% Baron: 43% Sergei: 29% Scrappy: 25%

Granite Holdings

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/8) Y5: 56% (5/9) Y8: 100% (15/15)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 8L Record
Encounters 8
Total Bouts
Baron: 75% Mom & Pop: 89% Scrappy: 25% Sergei: 100%

Always Be Closing

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 20% (2/10) Y5: 17% (3/18) Y6: 100% (3/3)
Win Rate 20.0%
2W - 8L Record
Encounters 10
Total Bouts
Sergei: 20% Baron: 29% Mom & Pop: 33% Scrappy: 25%

Venture Horizon Bank

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 47% (7/15) Y3: 0% (0/2) Y4: 33% (4/12)
Win Rate 33.3%
4W - 8L Record
Encounters 12
Total Bouts
Baron: 43% Scrappy: 50% Sergei: 0% Mom & Pop: 0%

Fractional CFO LLP

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 9% (1/11) Y3: 0% (0/7) Y4: 60% (6/10)
Win Rate 60.0%
6W - 4L Record
Encounters 10
Total Bouts
Baron: 18% Sergei: 100% Scrappy: 0% Mom & Pop: 50%

Prompt Wrappers

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 40% (4/10) Y3: 33% (2/6) Y4: 67% (8/12)
Win Rate 66.7%
8W - 4L Record
Encounters 12
Total Bouts
Baron: 53% Mom & Pop: 50% Scrappy: 50% Sergei: 0%

Cayman Consolidated

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/7) Y5: 13% (1/8) Y6: 67% (6/9)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 7L Record
Encounters 7
Total Bouts
Baron: 20% Mom & Pop: 57% Sergei: 20% Scrappy: 0%

Fusion Next Year, Inc.

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 17% (2/12) Y5: 20% (1/5) Y6: 50% (3/6)
Win Rate 16.7%
2W - 10L Record
Encounters 12
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 20% Baron: 33% Sergei: 13% Scrappy: 50%

SeedForge Accelerator

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 11% (1/9) Y3: 0% (0/6) Y4: 38% (3/8)
Win Rate 37.5%
3W - 5L Record
Encounters 8
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 33% Baron: 19% Sergei: 0%

Municipal Inspector

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 17% (1/6) Y3: 0% (0/6) Y4: 60% (6/10)
Win Rate 60.0%
6W - 4L Record
Encounters 10
Total Bouts
Sergei: 100% Baron: 13% Scrappy: 100% Mom & Pop: 50%

Silicon Dreams

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 29% (2/7) Y3: 0% (0/4) Y4: 44% (4/9)
Win Rate 44.4%
4W - 5L Record
Encounters 9
Total Bouts
Baron: 31% Mom & Pop: 33% Sergei: 0%

The Audit

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 27% (3/11) Y5: 63% (5/8)
Win Rate 27.3%
3W - 8L Record
Encounters 11
Total Bouts
Sergei: 71% Scrappy: 13% Mom & Pop: 50%

Animal Spirits Zoo

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/6) Y5: 0% (0/4) Y6: 17% (1/6)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 6L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Baron: 20% Mom & Pop: 0% Scrappy: 0% Sergei: 0%

Penthouse Properties

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 25% (1/4) Y5: 50% (4/8) Y6: 50% (1/2)
Win Rate 25.0%
1W - 3L Record
Encounters 4
Total Bouts
Baron: 29% Mom & Pop: 50% Scrappy: 75% Sergei: 0%

Load-Bearing Dave, LLC

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/8) Y6: 0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 8L Record
Encounters 8
Total Bouts
Scrappy: 0% Baron: 0% Mom & Pop: 0%

Robbin' Hood Securities

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/4) Y5: 0% (0/3) Y6: 50% (1/2)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 4L Record
Encounters 4
Total Bouts
Baron: 33% Sergei: 0% Mom & Pop: 0% Scrappy: 0%

WeWerk

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/4) Y5: 0% (0/4) Y6: 100% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 4L Record
Encounters 4
Total Bouts
Sergei: 0% Scrappy: 0% Mom & Pop: 50%

Rise & Grind Inc.

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/5) Y5: 0% (0/3)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 5L Record
Encounters 5
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 0% Scrappy: 0% Sergei: 0%

Cancel Anytime Inc.

Year 4-6 Rival · 1 Stages
Y4: 0% (0/6)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 6L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Sergei: 0% Scrappy: 0% Mom & Pop: 0% Baron: 0%