MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Perpetual Advisory

8 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$895
Final Liquid Funding
$2,377
Fiscal Review Record
5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 80 ▲ 80
Hard Worker
Blockchain-Enabled
✦ MVP ✦
Blockchain-Enabled

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 20 ▼ 20
Loan Shark
Gamified
Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
▼ 20
Superfan
Disruptive
Disruptive

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 15
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 50 ▲ 70
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 30
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 8
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
#8
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 4s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
▼ 36
Final Notice
◈ ◈

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Corporate Policies

Recurring Revenue
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#2
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Technical Debt
◆
#3
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
PLUS
◆
#4
POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#5
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Lean Operations
◆
#6
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Hustle Culture
◆
#7
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
◆
#8
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 8 • $895 VALUATION • 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $185 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $185 Valuation Yr 3 $245 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $245 Valuation Yr 4 $370 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $370 Valuation Yr 5 $490 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $490 Valuation Yr 6 $625 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $625 Valuation Yr 7 $770 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $770 Valuation Yr 8 $895 Fiscal Year 8: 5 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $895 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $185 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $245 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $370 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $490 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $625 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $770 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $895 5 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Perpetual Advisory is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 2L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
8 Filings
Years 1 through 8

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $185 0W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
YEAR 3 $245 0W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Technical Debt
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 4 $340 1W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
⚡
Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Technical Debt
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 5 $390 2W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
⚡
Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Technical Debt
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 6 $520 3W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+++
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
⚡
Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Technical Debt
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 7 $740 4W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+++
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
⚡
Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Technical Debt
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
YEAR 8 $885 5W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+++
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
⚡
Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Superfan
⚡
Disruptive

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Compliance Officer
++

Compliance Officer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 4s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Technical Debt
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×7
    Human / 7 assets
    • Hard Worker
    • Superfan
    • Volunteer
    • Bankruptcy Lawyer
    • Unpaid Intern
    • Chief Storyteller
    • Compliance Officer
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Hard Worker
    • Unpaid Intern
    • Chief Storyteller
    • Compliance Officer
  • Scheme ×2
    Scheme / 2 assets
    • Commission Structure
    • Final Notice
  • Service ×2
    Service / 2 assets
    • Loan Shark
    • Bankruptcy Lawyer
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Loan Shark
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