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DOMINANCE—
YEAR 5 PLACEMENT—
BASIC
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
PLUS
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
POLICY SLOT
6 Years Archived
QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4
Instant Noodle Equity
Baron, Old Money · Final year 5 · Bankruptcy
Bankrupt · History retained
Final board
▼ 40
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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15 Funding
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▲ 120
✦ MVP ✦
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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28 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 50
▼ 50
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 10
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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17 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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22 Funding
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▲ 30
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
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24 Funding
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▲ 30
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
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8 Funding
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Enacted corporate policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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37 Funding
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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180 Funding
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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75 Funding
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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37 Funding
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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90 Funding
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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215 Funding
#8
Recent player encounters
Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.
Score breakdown
Starting run record: 2W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.
Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
YEAR 1
$160
0W - 0S
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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15 Funding
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Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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4 Funding
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Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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13 Funding
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◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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37 Funding
YEAR 2
$210
0W - 1S
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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17 Funding
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Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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17 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆
37 Funding
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆
180 Funding
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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75 Funding
YEAR 3
$270
0W - 2S
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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17 Funding
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Account Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
Gain 30% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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4 Funding
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Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
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12 Funding
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◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆
37 Funding
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆
180 Funding
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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◆
75 Funding
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
50 Funding
YEAR 4
$335
1W - 2S
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
14 Funding
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Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆
24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
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8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆
37 Funding
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆
180 Funding
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
75 Funding
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
50 Funding
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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37 Funding
YEAR 5
$415
2W - 2S
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆
24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆
8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆
37 Funding
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆
180 Funding
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
75 Funding
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
50 Funding
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
37 Funding
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
90 Funding
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
215 Funding
YEAR 5
$415
2W - 2S
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆
24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆
8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
37 Funding
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆
180 Funding
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
75 Funding
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
50 Funding
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
37 Funding
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
90 Funding
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
215 Funding