Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $790
- Final Liquid Funding
- $607
- Fiscal Review Record
- 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Patented
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Waste Not
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
✦ MVP ✦
Year Twenty-Three
LARGE
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently give a random asset of yours +12 Profit.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +6 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#3
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆
#6
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸
Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $95 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $175 | 1 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $325 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $450 | 3 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $655 | 3 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 6 | $790 | 3 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Overcaffeinated Enterprises is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
7W
/
2L
9 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
77.8%
7 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
6 Filings
Years 1 through 6
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
In-House Counsel
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
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Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
In-House Counsel
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Patented
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Patented
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
The Bookkeeper
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
Patented
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Patented
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Waste Not
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Year Twenty-Three
LARGE
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
Patented
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Patented
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Waste Not
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Year Twenty-Three
LARGE
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently give a random asset of yours +12 Profit.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +6 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
Patented
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Patented
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Waste Not
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Year Twenty-Three
LARGE
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently give a random asset of yours +12 Profit.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +6 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸
Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Human ×6
Human / 6 assets- Keynote Speaker
- Pop
- Graphic Designer
- Unpaid Intern
- Community Manager
- Salesperson
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Employee ×5
Employee / 5 assets- Keynote Speaker
- Pop
- Graphic Designer
- Unpaid Intern
- Salesperson
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Waste Not
- Year Twenty-Three
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