Bankruptcy Filed

Praetorian Enterprises

Founder: Scrappy • Closed: Fiscal Year 8 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 13, 2026 at 17:25 UTC

Final Valuation

$625

Final Liquid Funding

$2,194

Fiscal Review Record

5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 40 ▲ 40

✦ MVP ✦

Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 30

Community Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 40 ▲ 40

Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Offshore

▸ +10 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 28 ▲ 20

Pitchman

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 28 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Windfall 20%.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 40

Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 40

Superfan

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⇈ 2

Accountant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

3.0

SEC

▸ Gain 2 Revenue.

▸ Remove 8 Debt.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 15

Executive Assistant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.

▸ Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 20 ▲ 25

True Believer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 60

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Windfall 25%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Enacted Corporate Policies

◆

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

PRO

◆

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PRO

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 17.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 225 Funding

◆

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

PLUS

◆

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

PLUS

◆

Underdog

POLICY PLUS

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 150% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 8 • $625 VALUATION • 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$100	1	0	Stable
Year 2	$150	2	0	Stable
Year 3	$210	2	1	Setback
Year 4	$290	2	2	1 Strike Left
Year 5	$380	3	2	1 Strike Left
Year 6	$455	4	2	1 Strike Left
Year 7	$550	5	2	1 Strike Left
Year 8	$625	5	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Praetorian Enterprises is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

2W / 2L

4 battles fought as rival board

Board Win Rate

50.0%

2 rivals repelled

Active Board Snapshots

8 Filings

Years 1 through 8

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $100 0W - 0S

Assets

Hard Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Community Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Offshore

▸ +10 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pitchman

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 14 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

▸ Windfall 20%.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

YEAR 2 $150 1W - 0S

Assets

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Community Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Offshore

▸ +10 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pitchman

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 14 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

▸ Windfall 20%.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 3 $210 2W - 0S

Assets

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Community Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Offshore

▸ +10 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pitchman

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 14 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

▸ Windfall 20%.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 30 Loss.

▸ Windfall 25%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Accountant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

3.0

SEC

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

▸ Remove 4 Debt.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

YEAR 4 $290 2W - 1S

Assets

⚡

Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Community Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Offshore

▸ +10 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pitchman

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 28 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Windfall 20%.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Accountant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

3.0

SEC

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

▸ Remove 4 Debt.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

True Believer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Windfall 25%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 5 $380 2W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Community Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Offshore

▸ +10 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pitchman

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 28 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Windfall 20%.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Accountant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

3.0

SEC

▸ Gain 2 Revenue.

▸ Remove 8 Debt.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Executive Assistant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.

▸ Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

True Believer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Windfall 25%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Underdog

POLICY

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 6 $455 3W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Community Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Offshore

▸ +10 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pitchman

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 28 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Windfall 20%.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Accountant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

3.0

SEC

▸ Gain 2 Revenue.

▸ Remove 8 Debt.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Executive Assistant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.

▸ Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

True Believer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Windfall 25%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Underdog

POLICY

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 7 $550 4W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Community Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Offshore

▸ +10 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pitchman

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 28 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Windfall 20%.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Accountant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

3.0

SEC

▸ Gain 2 Revenue.

▸ Remove 8 Debt.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Executive Assistant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.

▸ Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

True Believer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Windfall 25%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 14.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Underdog

POLICY PLUS

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 150% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 8 $625 5W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Community Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Offshore

▸ +10 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pitchman

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 28 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Windfall 20%.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Accountant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

3.0

SEC

▸ Gain 2 Revenue.

▸ Remove 8 Debt.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Executive Assistant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.

▸ Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

True Believer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Windfall 25%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PRO

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 17.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 225 Funding

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Underdog

POLICY PLUS

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 150% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding