MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Praetorian Enterprises

Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 8 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 8 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 40 ▲ 40
Hard Worker
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 30
Community Manager

Community Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40 ▲ 40
Volunteer
Offshore
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 28 ▲ 20
Pitchman

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Freelancer

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Superfan

Superfan

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 2
Accountant

Accountant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 20 ▲ 25
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 60
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Old Money Rules
◆
#1

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Grassroots Growth
PRO
◆
#2

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PRO
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding
Word of Mouth
◆
#3

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#4

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Underdog
PLUS
◆
#5

Underdog

POLICY PLUS
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 160 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#6

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#7

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#8

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 5W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $100 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $150 1W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
YEAR 3 $210 2W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 4 $290 2W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
+

Superfan

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 5 $380 2W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
+

Superfan

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant
+

Accountant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 6 $455 3W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
+

Superfan

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant
+

Accountant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 7 $550 4W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager
+

Community Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
+

Superfan

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant
+

Accountant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Grassroots Growth
+

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Underdog
+

Underdog

POLICY PLUS
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 160 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 8 $625 5W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager
+

Community Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
+

Superfan

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant
+

Accountant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Grassroots Growth
+

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PRO
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Underdog
+

Underdog

POLICY PLUS
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 160 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding