MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

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Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 5 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 5 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 10 ▲ 10
10X Coder
Disruptive
Disruptive

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
#1
Office Manager
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Paper Tiger
◈

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 200
Golden Goose
◈ ◈ ◈

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40
Animal Lover
✦ MVP ✦

Animal Lover

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10
Project Manager
Disruptive
Disruptive

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Work/Life Balance
◆
#1

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Austerity Measures
◆
#2

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#3

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#4

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 2W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $135 0W - 0S
Assets
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover
+

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $185 0W - 1S
Assets
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover
++

Animal Lover

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
YEAR 3 $245 1W - 1S
Assets
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover
++

Animal Lover

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 4 $235 2W - 1S
Assets
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover
++

Animal Lover

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 5 $400 2W - 2S
Assets
10X Coder
⚡
Disruptive

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover
++

Animal Lover

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
⚡
Disruptive

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 5 $400 2W - 2S
Assets
10X Coder
⚡
Disruptive

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover
++

Animal Lover

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
⚡
Disruptive

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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◆ 215 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 37 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
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◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 6 $500 3W - 2S
Assets
10X Coder
⚡
Disruptive

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
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Office Manager
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
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Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
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Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
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Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 24 Funding
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Animal Lover
++

Animal Lover

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 70 Funding
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Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
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Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
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Project Manager
⚡
Disruptive

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
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Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
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Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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◆ 215 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 37 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
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◆ 50 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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◆ 30 Funding