MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

OmniCorp Partners

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 5 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 5 PLACEMENT—

Final board

◈ 12
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
Freelancer
Leveraged
Leveraged

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 30 ▲ 20
Pop
Leveraged
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 250
Mom
Gamified
Gamified

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 30
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 16
Community Board
✦ MVP ✦

Community Board

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 100
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Hustle Culture
◆
#1

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Move Fast
◆
#2

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House
PLUS
◆
#3

Credit On The House

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 2 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 260 Funding
Shop Local
◆
#4

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Twenty-Three Years
PLUS
◆
#5

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 790 Funding
Living Wage
◆
#6

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#7

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Quality Assurance
◆
#8

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 2W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop
⚡
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hand-Lettered Sign

Hand-Lettered Sign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 1 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 2 $165 0W - 1S
Assets
Community Board
+

Community Board

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop
⚡
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
YEAR 3 $285 1W - 1S
Assets
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop
⚡
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Gamified

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Board
+

Community Board

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 4 $350 2W - 1S
Assets
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop
⚡
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Gamified

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Board
+

Community Board

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 5 $445 2W - 2S
Assets
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer
⚡
Leveraged

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop
⚡
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Gamified

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Board
+

Community Board

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 30 Funding
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Policies
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆ 37 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House
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Credit On The House

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 2 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆ 260 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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◆ 47 Funding
Twenty-Three Years
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Twenty-Three Years

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 790 Funding
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
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◆ 45 Funding
Open Door Policy
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Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 180 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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◆ 90 Funding