MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Keystone Cartel

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 9 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 9 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Patented
Patented

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 180 Funding
Full Dossier →
#1
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
#2
Brand Ambassador
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Brand Ambassador

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 9 Scandal.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 260 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 250
Mom
Lean
Lean

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 60
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 30
Busy Receptionist
Litigious
Litigious

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 50
Watchdog

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80
Consultant

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Living Wage
◆
#1

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Lean Operations
PLUS
◆
#2

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 100 Funding
Shop Local
PRO
◆
#3

Shop Local

POLICY PRO
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 190 Funding
Twenty-Three Years
◆
#4

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#5

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
PRO
◆
#6

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PRO
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 240 Funding
Move Fast
◆
#7

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House
◆
#8

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 6W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $155 0W - 1S
Assets
Pop
+
⚡
Patented

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 3 $215 1W - 1S
Assets
Pop
+
⚡
Patented

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Lean

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark
+

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
YEAR 4 $280 2W - 1S
Assets
Pop
+
⚡
Patented

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Lean

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Quarterly Goals
+

Quarterly Goals

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark
+

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 5 $350 3W - 1S
Assets
Pop
+++
⚡
Patented

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 180 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Lean

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
+

Brand Ambassador

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Quarterly Goals
+

Quarterly Goals

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark
+

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 6 $450 3W - 2S
Assets
Pop
+++
⚡
Patented

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 180 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Lean

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
+

Brand Ambassador

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Quarterly Goals
+

Quarterly Goals

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark
+

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Lean Operations
+

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 100 Funding
Shop Local
+

Shop Local

POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 95 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
+

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
YEAR 7 $555 4W - 2S
Assets
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop
+++
⚡
Patented

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 180 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Lean

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
+
⚡
Disruptive

Brand Ambassador

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 5 Scandal.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Quarterly Goals
+

Quarterly Goals

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Lean Operations
+

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 100 Funding
Shop Local
+

Shop Local

POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 95 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
+

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
YEAR 8 $630 5W - 2S
Assets
Pop
+++
⚡
Patented

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 180 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
+++
⚡
Disruptive

Brand Ambassador

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 9 Scandal.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 260 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Lean

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Quarterly Goals
+

Quarterly Goals

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Lean Operations
+

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 100 Funding
Shop Local
+

Shop Local

POLICY PRO
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 190 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
+

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
YEAR 9 $685 6W - 2S
Assets
Pop
+++
⚡
Patented

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 180 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
+++
⚡
Disruptive

Brand Ambassador

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 9 Scandal.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 260 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Lean

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Litigious

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Quarterly Goals
+

Quarterly Goals

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Lean Operations
+

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 100 Funding
Shop Local
+

Shop Local

POLICY PRO
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 190 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
+

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PRO
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 240 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding