MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Free Tier Infrastructure

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 8 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 8 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 48 ⇈ 3
Robot Worker
Agile
Agile

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80 ▲ 40
Code Monkey
Leveraged
Leveraged

Code Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 104 Funding
Full Dossier →
#2
Coffee Machine
Lean
✦ MVP ✦
Lean

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Guinea Pig
Agile
Agile

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10
Hardware Upgrades
Agile
Agile

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
12.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 50
Satellite
Leveraged
Leveraged

Satellite

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Aggressive Pricing
◆
#1

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast
PLUS
◆
#2

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Automated
◆
#3

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Austerity Measures
PLUS
◆
#4

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Technical Debt
◆
#5

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#6

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Word of Mouth
◆
#7

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#8

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 5W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $150 1W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 3 $210 2W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
++
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Machine
+

Coffee Machine

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
++

Shaved Yak

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 4 $210 3W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
++
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Machine
++
⚡
Lean

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
++

Shaved Yak

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 5 $345 3W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+++
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 104 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Machine
++
⚡
Lean

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
++

Shaved Yak

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 6 $460 4W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
⚡
Agile

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+++
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 104 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Machine
++
⚡
Lean

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hardware Upgrades

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
12.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Satellite

Satellite

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 7 $535 4W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
⚡
Agile

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+++
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 104 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Machine
++
⚡
Lean

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hardware Upgrades
⚡
Agile

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
12.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Satellite

Satellite

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 8 $610 5W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
⚡
Agile

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+++
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 104 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Machine
++
⚡
Lean

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
+
⚡
Agile

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hardware Upgrades
⚡
Agile

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
12.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Satellite
⚡
Leveraged

Satellite

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding