MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Baron

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Shoestring Systems

Baron, Old Money · Final year 6 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 6 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 80
Consultant
Pivoted
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
#1
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 15
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#3
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 25
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
#5
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈ 80
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▼ 40
Project Manager
Leveraged
✦ MVP ✦
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#9
Copywriter
Agile
Agile

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Enacted corporate policies

Aggressive Expansion
◆
#1
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#2
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#3
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
◆
#4
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
◆
#5
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Fortified
◆
#6
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
◆
#7
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Quality Assurance
◆
#8
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 3W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $200 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $275 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+
⚡
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
YEAR 3 $400 1W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+
⚡
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
YEAR 4 $515 2W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+
⚡
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Office
+
⚡
Litigious

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 5 $605 3W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+
⚡
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 6 $720 3W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
+
⚡
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
In-House Counsel
+

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++
⚡
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+
⚡
Agile

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 6 $720 3W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
+
⚡
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Open Office
+
⚡
Litigious

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
In-House Counsel
+

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++
⚡
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+
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Agile

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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Assets
Consultant
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Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Compliance Officer
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Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
In-House Counsel
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In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
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Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
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Agile

Copywriter

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +3 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
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POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.