MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
Founder Stats
Scrappy
Scrappy
Win Rate 0.0%
Record 0W - 0L
Avg Wins / Run
Baron
Baron
Win Rate 0.0%
Record 0W - 0L
Avg Wins / Run
Sergei
Sergei
Win Rate 0.0%
Record 0W - 1L
Avg Wins / Run 1.0/8
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Win Rate 0.0%
Record 0W - 0L
Avg Wins / Run
Dossier Query Specification Refine ledger records by outcome status, executive founder, asset portfolio, or release patch.
Sergei
Bankruptcy Maxed Card Ventures
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $365
Funding $771
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
▼ 50
Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 10
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 5
Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
Overwork it 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey
Pivoted
✦ MVP ✦
Pivoted

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▲ 15
Pizza Party

Pizza Party

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 50
Watchdog

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▲ 200
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
▼ 400
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈ 40
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE PROPERTY BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.